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Comedy Genius Suggestions
Deck Size: 100
Commander / EDH
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Est deck cost: $128.08
Salt Sum: 38.39
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Commander

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Blim, Comedic Genius

Flying Whenever Blim, Comedic Genius deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.

Creature
Blim, Comedic Genius (cmr) 272
1

Additions?

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Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (voc) 159
1
Blood Mist

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn.

Enchantment
Blood Mist (emn) 119
1
Crown of Doom

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn. {2}: Target player other than Crown of Doom's owner gains control of it. Activate only during your turn.

Artifact
Crown of Doom (c14) 55
1
Curse of Death's Hold

Enchant player Creatures enchanted player controls get -1/-1.

Enchantment
Curse of Death's Hold (isd) 94
1
Curse of Hospitality

Enchant player Creatures attacking enchanted player have trample. Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, that player exiles the top card of their library. Until end of turn, that creature's controller may play that card and they may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.

Enchantment
Curse of Hospitality (vow) 152
1
Curse of Shallow Graves

Enchant player Whenever a player attacks enchanted player with one or more creatures, that attacking player may create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Enchantment
Curse of Shallow Graves (c13) 71
1
Fell Specter

Flying When Fell Specter enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card. Whenever an opponent discards a card, that player loses 2 life.

Creature
Fell Specter (m19) 96
1
Fireshrieker

Equipped creature has double strike. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Fireshrieker (cmr) 462
1
Geth's Grimoire

Whenever an opponent discards a card, you may draw a card.

Artifact
Geth's Grimoire (dst) 123
1
Howling Mine

At the beginning of each player's draw step, if Howling Mine is untapped, that player draws an additional card.

Artifact
Howling Mine (c16) 257
1
Mind Stone

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.

Artifact
Mind Stone (c21) 251
1
Rakdos Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.

Artifact
Rakdos Signet (voc) 166
1
Silent Arbiter

No more than one creature can attack each combat. No more than one creature can block each combat.

Creature Artifact
Silent Arbiter (c20) 250
1
Sphere of the Suns

Sphere of the Suns enters the battlefield tapped and with three charge counters on it. {T}, Remove a charge counter from Sphere of the Suns: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Sphere of the Suns (mbs) 134
1

Artifact

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Grafted Skullcap

At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card. At the beginning of your end step, discard your hand.

Artifact
Grafted Skullcap (7ed) 298
1
Immortal Coil

{T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Draw a card. If damage would be dealt to you, prevent that damage. Exile a card from your graveyard for each 1 damage prevented this way. When there are no cards in your graveyard, you lose the game.

Artifact
Immortal Coil (ala) 79
1
Jinxed Idol

At the beginning of your upkeep, Jinxed Idol deals 2 damage to you. Sacrifice a creature: Target opponent gains control of Jinxed Idol.

Artifact
Jinxed Idol (m11) 208
1
Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

Artifact
Lightning Greaves (afc) 331
1
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (voc) 168
1
Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Equip {1}

Artifact
Swiftfoot Boots (voc) 169
1
Whispersilk Cloak

Equipped creature can't be blocked and has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {2}

Artifact
Whispersilk Cloak (plst) PCA-115
1

Creature

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Anger

Haste As long as Anger is in your graveyard and you control a Mountain, creatures you control have haste.

Creature
Anger (afc) 113
1
Bazaar Trader

{T}: Target player gains control of target artifact, creature, or land you control.

Creature
Bazaar Trader (wwk) 72
1
Cinder Giant

At the beginning of your upkeep, Cinder Giant deals 2 damage to each other creature you control.

Creature
Cinder Giant (wth) 93
1
Demonic Taskmaster

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than Demonic Taskmaster.

Creature
Demonic Taskmaster (avr) 95
1
Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack. Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore can't be blocked except by Walls.

Creature
Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore (tsb) 42
1
Goldnight Castigator

Flying, haste If a source would deal damage to you, it deals double that damage to you instead. If a source would deal damage to Goldnight Castigator, it deals double that damage to Goldnight Castigator instead.

Creature
Goldnight Castigator (soi) 162
1
Humble Defector

{T}: Draw two cards. Target opponent gains control of Humble Defector. Activate only during your turn.

Creature
Humble Defector (c21) 174
1
Kardur, Doomscourge

When Kardur, Doomscourge enters the battlefield, until your next turn, creatures your opponents control attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able. Whenever an attacking creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature
Kardur, Doomscourge (khm) 216
1
Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs

Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, if you're the defending player, create a 3/3 red Ogre creature token unless that creature's controller pays {3}.

Creature
Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs (c16) 130
1
Plague Reaver

At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice each other creature you control. Discard two cards, Sacrifice Plague Reaver: Choose target opponent. Return Plague Reaver to the battlefield under that player's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.

Creature
Plague Reaver (cmr) 143
1
Rakdos, the Showstopper

Flying, trample When Rakdos, the Showstopper enters the battlefield, flip a coin for each creature that isn't a Demon, Devil, or Imp. Destroy each creature whose coin comes up tails.

Creature
Rakdos, the Showstopper (rna) 199
1
Rust Elemental

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice an artifact other than Rust Elemental. If you can't, tap Rust Elemental and you lose 4 life.

Creature Artifact
Rust Elemental (mrd) 234
1
Sangromancer

Flying Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may gain 3 life. Whenever an opponent discards a card, you may gain 3 life.

Creature
Sangromancer (c21) 152
1
Sleeper Agent

When Sleeper Agent enters the battlefield, target opponent gains control of it. At the beginning of your upkeep, Sleeper Agent deals 2 damage to you.

Creature
Sleeper Agent (10e) 178
1
Steel Golem

You can't cast creature spells.

Creature Artifact
Steel Golem (10e) 344
1
Tergrid, God of Fright

Creature
Tergrid, God of Fright // Tergrid's Lantern (khm) 112Tergrid, God of Fright // Tergrid's Lantern (khm) 112
1

Enchantment

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Aggressive Mining

You can't play lands. Sacrifice a land: Draw two cards. Activate only once each turn.

Enchantment
Aggressive Mining (m15) 127
1
Blood Funnel

Noncreature spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, counter that spell unless you sacrifice a creature.

Enchantment
Blood Funnel (rav) 77
1
Captive Audience

Captive Audience enters the battlefield under the control of an opponent of your choice. At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen — • Your life total becomes 4. • Discard your hand. • Each opponent creates five 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Enchantment
Captive Audience (rna) 160
1
Court of Ambition

When Court of Ambition enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 3 life unless they discard a card. If you're the monarch, instead each opponent loses 6 life unless they discard two cards.

Enchantment
Court of Ambition (cmr) 114
1
Custody Battle

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent gains control of this creature unless you sacrifice a land."

Enchantment
Custody Battle (ons) 197
1
Demonic Lore

When Demonic Lore enters the battlefield, draw three cards. At the beginning of your end step, you lose 2 life for each card in your hand.

Enchantment
Demonic Lore (cmr) 118
1
Demonic Pact

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen — • Demonic Pact deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life. • Target opponent discards two cards. • Draw two cards. • You lose the game.

Enchantment
Demonic Pact (ori) 92
1
Havoc Festival

Players can't gain life. At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses half their life, rounded up.

Enchantment
Havoc Festival (rtr) 166
1
Lich's Mastery

Hexproof You can't lose the game. Whenever you gain life, draw that many cards. Whenever you lose life, for each 1 life you lost, exile a permanent you control or a card from your hand or graveyard. When Lich's Mastery leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.

Enchantment
Lich's Mastery (dom) 98
1
Liliana's Caress

Whenever an opponent discards a card, that player loses 2 life.

Enchantment
Liliana's Caress (m11) 103
1
Megrim

Whenever an opponent discards a card, Megrim deals 2 damage to that player.

Enchantment
Megrim (m10) 104
1
Midnight Oil

Midnight Oil enters the battlefield with seven hour counters on it. At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card and remove two hour counters from Midnight Oil. Your maximum hand size is equal to the number of hour counters on Midnight Oil. Whenever you discard a card, you lose 1 life.

Enchantment
Midnight Oil (kld) 92
1
Nefarious Lich

If damage would be dealt to you, exile that many cards from your graveyard instead. If you can't, you lose the game. If you would gain life, draw that many cards instead. When Nefarious Lich leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.

Enchantment
Nefarious Lich (ody) 153
1
Oath of Lim-Dûl

Whenever you lose life, for each 1 life you lost, sacrifice a permanent other than Oath of Lim-Dûl unless you discard a card. (Damage dealt to you causes you to lose life.) {B}{B}: Draw a card.

Enchantment
Oath of Lim-Dûl (ice) 156
1
Pyromancer's Swath

If an instant or sorcery source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 2 to that permanent or player instead. At the beginning of each end step, discard your hand.

Enchantment
Pyromancer's Swath (mma) 125
1
Raiders' Wake

Whenever an opponent discards a card, that player loses 2 life. Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, target opponent discards a card.

Enchantment
Raiders' Wake (xln) 116
1
Smoke

Players can't untap more than one creature during their untap steps.

Enchantment
Smoke (5ed) 268
1

Instant

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Bedevil

Destroy target artifact, creature, or planeswalker.

Instant
Bedevil (afc) 179
1
Bolt Bend

This spell costs {3} less to cast if you control a creature with power 4 or greater. Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.

Instant
Bolt Bend (war) 115
1
Rakdos Charm

Choose one — • Exile target player's graveyard. • Destroy target artifact. • Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.

Instant
Rakdos Charm (voc) 156
1
Terminate

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

Instant
Terminate (afc) 193
1
Wild Ricochet

You may choose new targets for target instant or sorcery spell. Then copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Instant
Wild Ricochet (cmr) 419
1

Land

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Akoum Refuge

Akoum Refuge enters the battlefield tapped. When Akoum Refuge enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Akoum Refuge (c19) 226
1
Bloodfell Caves

Bloodfell Caves enters the battlefield tapped. When Bloodfell Caves enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Bloodfell Caves (m21) 243
1
Foreboding Ruins

As Foreboding Ruins enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Swamp or Mountain card from your hand. If you don't, Foreboding Ruins enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Foreboding Ruins (voc) 174
1
Geier Reach Sanitarium

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Each player draws a card, then discards a card.

Land
Geier Reach Sanitarium (afc) 241
1
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (afr) 277
14
Rakdos Carnarium

Rakdos Carnarium enters the battlefield tapped. When Rakdos Carnarium enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {B}{R}.

Land
Rakdos Carnarium (afc) 257
1
Rogue's Passage

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land
Rogue's Passage (c21) 312
1
Shadowblood Ridge

{1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.

Land
Shadowblood Ridge (voc) 181
1
Smoldering Marsh

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) Smoldering Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land
Smoldering Marsh (voc) 183
1
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (afr) 273
15
Temple of Malice

Temple of Malice enters the battlefield tapped. When Temple of Malice enters the battlefield, scry 1. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Temple of Malice (voc) 186
1

Sorcery

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Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery
Blasphemous Act (voc) 143
1
Harmless Offering

Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.

Sorcery
Harmless Offering (emn) 131
1

Remove?

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Abyssal Persecutor

Flying, trample You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

Creature
Abyssal Persecutor (ima) 78
1
Asmodeus the Archfiend

Binding Contract — If you would draw a card, exile the top card of your library face down instead. {B}{B}{B}: Draw seven cards. {B}: Return all cards exiled with Asmodeus the Archfiend to their owner's hand and you lose that much life.

Creature
Asmodeus the Archfiend (afr) 88
1
Avaricious Dragon

Flying At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card. At the beginning of your end step, discard your hand.

Creature
Avaricious Dragon (ori) 131
1
Azra Oddsmaker

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may discard a card. If you do, choose a creature. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player this turn, you draw two cards.

Creature
Azra Oddsmaker (plst) BBD-75
1
Colfenor's Plans

When Colfenor's Plans enters the battlefield, exile the top seven cards of your library face down. You may look at the cards exiled with Colfenor's Plans, and you may play lands and cast spells from among those cards. Skip your draw step. You can't cast more than one spell each turn.

Enchantment
Colfenor's Plans (lrw) 106
1
Cosmic Horror

First strike At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy Cosmic Horror unless you pay {3}{B}{B}{B}. If Cosmic Horror is destroyed this way, it deals 7 damage to you.

Creature
Cosmic Horror (4ed) 126
1
Curse of Bloodletting

Enchant player If a source would deal damage to enchanted player, it deals double that damage to that player instead.

Enchantment
Curse of Bloodletting (dka) 85
1
Dauthi Trapper

{T}: Target creature gains shadow until end of turn. (It can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.)

Creature
Dauthi Trapper (sth) 56
1
Drooling Ogre

Whenever a player casts an artifact spell, that player gains control of Drooling Ogre. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Creature
Drooling Ogre (dst) 58
1
Ebon Drake

Flying Whenever a player casts a spell, you lose 1 life.

Creature
Ebon Drake (5dn) 48
1
Evil Eye of Urborg

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack. Whenever Evil Eye of Urborg becomes blocked by a creature, destroy that creature.

Creature
Evil Eye of Urborg (tsp) 107
1
Forbidden Crypt

If you would draw a card, return a card from your graveyard to your hand instead. If you can't, you lose the game. If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, exile that card instead.

Enchantment
Forbidden Crypt (6ed) 132
1
Goblin Cadets

Whenever Goblin Cadets blocks or becomes blocked, target opponent gains control of it. (This removes Goblin Cadets from combat.)

Creature
Goblin Cadets (cmd) 125
1
Grid Monitor

You can't cast creature spells.

Creature Artifact
Grid Monitor (mrd) 183
1
Jinxed Choker

At the beginning of your end step, target opponent gains control of Jinxed Choker and puts a charge counter on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, Jinxed Choker deals damage to you equal to the number of charge counters on it. {3}: Put a charge counter on Jinxed Choker or remove one from it.

Artifact
Jinxed Choker (mrd) 189
1
Lich's Tomb

You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life. Whenever you lose life, sacrifice a permanent for each 1 life you lost. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Artifact
Lich's Tomb (dst) 128
1
Measure of Wickedness

At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice Measure of Wickedness and you lose 8 life. Whenever another card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, target opponent gains control of Measure of Wickedness.

Enchantment
Measure of Wickedness (sok) 82
1
Phyrexian Negator

Trample Whenever Phyrexian Negator is dealt damage, sacrifice that many permanents.

Creature
Phyrexian Negator (dde) 1
1
Pitiless Horde

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life. Dash {2}{B}{B} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

Creature
Pitiless Horde (dtk) 112
1
Telim'Tor's Edict

Exile target permanent you own or control. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Instant
Telim'Tor's Edict (mir) 198
1
Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded

+1: Draw a card, then discard a card at random. −4: Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded deals damage equal to the number of cards in target player's hand to that player. −6: Gain control of all creatures until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.

Planeswalker
Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded (avr) 161
1
Treacherous Blessing

When Treacherous Blessing enters the battlefield, draw three cards. Whenever you cast a spell, you lose 1 life. When Treacherous Blessing becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.

Enchantment
Treacherous Blessing (thb) 117
1
Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Xantcha, Sleeper Agent enters the battlefield under the control of an opponent of your choice. Xantcha attacks each combat if able and can't attack its owner or planeswalkers its owner controls. {3}: Xantcha's controller loses 2 life and you draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.

Creature
Xantcha, Sleeper Agent (c18) 50
1

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