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Equip Things Meme Version
Deck Size: 100
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Est deck cost: $534.78
Salt Sum: 30.7
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Commander

Quantity: 1Price: $15.99
Halvar, God of Battle

Creature
Halvar, God of Battle // Sword of the Realms (khm) 15Halvar, God of Battle // Sword of the Realms (khm) 15
1

Artifact

Quantity: 74Price: $496.48
Basilisk Collar

Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. Equip {2}

Artifact
Basilisk Collar (afc) 199
1
Bladed Pinions

Equipped creature has flying and first strike. Equip {2}

Artifact
Bladed Pinions (som) 140
1
Blight Sickle

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has wither. (It deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.) Equip {2}

Artifact
Blight Sickle (plst) SHM-247
1
Bloodforged Battle-Axe

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of Bloodforged Battle-Axe. Equip {2}

Artifact
Bloodforged Battle-Axe (c17) 50
1
Bone Saw

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Bone Saw (plst) OGW-161
1
Brawler's Plate

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has trample. (It can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Brawler's Plate (ori) 224
1
Bronze Sword

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Bronze Sword (thb) 232
1
Cathar's Shield

Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and has vigilance. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Cathar's Shield (emn) 192
1
Colossus Hammer

Equipped creature gets +10/+10 and loses flying. Equip {8} ({8}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Colossus Hammer (afc) 202
1
Commander's Plate

Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has protection from each color that's not in your commander's color identity. Equip commander {3} Equip {5}

Artifact
Commander's Plate (cmr) 305
1
Darksteel Axe

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.) Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Equip {2}

Artifact
Darksteel Axe (2xm) 247
1
Darksteel Plate

Indestructible Equipped creature has indestructible. Equip {2}

Artifact
Darksteel Plate (ddu) 52
1
Empyrial Plate

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each card in your hand. Equip {2}

Artifact
Empyrial Plate (c16) 251
1
Fireshrieker

Equipped creature has double strike. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Fireshrieker (cmr) 462
1
Fleetfeather Sandals

Equipped creature has flying and haste. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Fleetfeather Sandals (ths) 216
1
Ghostfire Blade

Equipped creature gets +2/+2. Equip {3} Ghostfire Blade's equip ability costs {2} less to activate if it targets a colorless creature.

Artifact
Ghostfire Blade (ktk) 220
1
Glaive of the Guildpact

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each Gate you control and has vigilance and menace. (A creature with menace can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Glaive of the Guildpact (grn) 236
1
Godsend

Equipped creature gets +3/+3. Whenever equipped creature blocks or becomes blocked by one or more creatures, you may exile one of those creatures. Your opponents can't cast spells with the same name as a card exiled with Godsend. Equip {3}

Artifact
Godsend (jou) 12
1
Gorgon's Head

Equipped creature has deathtouch. Equip {2}

Artifact
Gorgon's Head (bng) 158
1
Grappling Hook

Equipped creature has double strike. Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may have target creature block it this turn if able. Equip {4}

Artifact
Grappling Hook (c17) 212
1
Greataxe

Equipped creature gets +4/+0. Equip {5} ({5}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Greataxe (afr) 245
1
Hammer of Nazahn

Whenever Hammer of Nazahn or another Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may attach that Equipment to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has indestructible. Equip {4}

Artifact
Hammer of Nazahn (2xm) 260
1
Hedgewitch's Mask

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Equipped creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 4 or greater. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Hedgewitch's Mask (dbl) 23
1
Hedron Matrix

Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is its mana value. Equip {4}

Artifact
Hedron Matrix (cn2) 209
1
Helm of the Gods

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Helm of the Gods (ori) 230
1
Holy Avenger

Equipped creature has double strike. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, you may put an Aura card from your hand onto the battlefield attached to it. Equip {2}{W}

Artifact
Holy Avenger (afc) 6
1
Honed Khopesh

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Honed Khopesh (akh) 230
1
Hot Soup

Equipped creature can't be blocked. Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, destroy it. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Hot Soup (plst) M15-219
1
Jeweled Lotus

{T}, Sacrifice Jeweled Lotus: Add three mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast your commander.

Artifact
Jeweled Lotus (cmr) 319
1
Kaldra Compleat

Living weapon Indestructible Equipped creature gets +5/+5 and has first strike, trample, indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, exile that creature." Equip {7}

Artifact
Kaldra Compleat (mh2) 227
1
Kite Shield

Equipped creature gets +0/+3. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Kite Shield (m12) 210
1
Kitesail

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has flying. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Kitesail (cn2) 212
1
Leonin Scimitar

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Leonin Scimitar (10e) 331
1
Mana Vault

Mana Vault doesn't untap during your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap Mana Vault. At the beginning of your draw step, if Mana Vault is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.

Artifact
Mana Vault (uma) 229
1
Masterwork of Ingenuity

You may have Masterwork of Ingenuity enter the battlefield as a copy of any Equipment on the battlefield.

Artifact
Masterwork of Ingenuity (afc) 209
1
Maul of the Skyclaves

When Maul of the Skyclaves enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and first strike. Equip {2}{W}{W}

Artifact
Maul of the Skyclaves (znr) 27
1
Moonsilver Spear

Equipped creature has first strike. Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying. Equip {4}

Artifact
Moonsilver Spear (afc) 212
1
Nettlecyst

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control. Equip {2}

Artifact
Nettlecyst (mh2) 231
1
Neurok Hoversail

Equipped creature has flying. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters the battlefield unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)

Artifact
Neurok Hoversail (mrd) 218
1
O-Naginata

O-Naginata can be attached only to a creature with power 3 or greater. Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
O-Naginata (2xm) 278
1
Obsidian Battle-Axe

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has haste. Whenever a Warrior creature enters the battlefield, you may attach Obsidian Battle-Axe to it. Equip {3}

Artifact Tribal
Obsidian Battle-Axe (mor) 144
1
Prowler's Helm

Equipped creature can't be blocked except by Walls. Equip {2}

Artifact
Prowler's Helm (ths) 219
1
Prying Blade

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.") Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Prying Blade (xln) 244
1
Quietus Spike

Equipped creature has deathtouch. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up. Equip {3}

Artifact
Quietus Spike (c17) 220
1
Ring of Thune

Equipped creature has vigilance. (Attacking doesn't cause it to tap.) At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's white. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Ring of Thune (cmr) 468
1
Rogue's Gloves

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Rogue's Gloves (jmp) 479
1
Runed Stalactite

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and is every creature type. Equip {2}

Artifact
Runed Stalactite (plst) LRW-260
1
Sanctuary Blade

As Sanctuary Blade becomes attached to a creature, choose a color. Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has protection from the last chosen color. Equip {3}

Artifact
Sanctuary Blade (c20) 69
1
Scytheclaw

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up. Equip {3}

Artifact
Scytheclaw (znc) 118
1
Shield of the Realm

If a source would deal damage to equipped creature, prevent 2 of that damage. Equip {1}

Artifact
Shield of the Realm (dom) 228
1
Short Sword

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Short Sword (m21) 236
1
Shuko

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {0} ({0}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Shuko (bok) 159
1
Skeleton Key

Equipped creature has skulk. (It can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.) Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. Equip {2}

Artifact
Skeleton Key (soi) 263
1
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (cc2) 7
1
Spidersilk Net

Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and has reach. (It can block creatures with flying.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Spidersilk Net (dtk) 244
1
Strider Harness

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has haste. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Strider Harness (rix) 183
1
Surestrike Trident

Equipped creature has first strike and "{T}, Unattach Surestrike Trident: This creature deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker." Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters the battlefield unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)

Artifact
Surestrike Trident (dst) 147
1
Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Equip {1}

Artifact
Swiftfoot Boots (voc) 169
1
Sword of Body and Mind

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from green and from blue. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token and that player mills ten cards. Equip {2}

Artifact
Sword of Body and Mind (2xm) 295
1
Sword of Feast and Famine

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from black and from green. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you untap all lands you control. Equip {2}

Artifact
Sword of Feast and Famine (2xm) 296
1
Sword of Fire and Ice

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from blue. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of Fire and Ice deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. Equip {2}

Artifact
Sword of Fire and Ice (2xm) 297
1
Sword of Hearth and Home

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from green and from white. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, exile up to one target creature you own, then search your library for a basic land card. Put both cards onto the battlefield under your control, then shuffle. Equip {2}

Artifact
Sword of Hearth and Home (mh2) 238
1
Sword of Kaldra

Equipped creature gets +5/+5. Whenever equipped creature deals damage to a creature, exile that creature. (Exile it only if it's still on the battlefield.) Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters the battlefield unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)

Artifact
Sword of Kaldra (mrd) 251
1
Sword of Light and Shadow

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from white and from black. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you gain 3 life and you may return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Equip {2}

Artifact
Sword of Light and Shadow (2xm) 298
1
Sword of the Paruns

As long as equipped creature is tapped, tapped creatures you control get +2/+0. As long as equipped creature is untapped, untapped creatures you control get +0/+2. {3}: You may tap or untap equipped creature. Equip {3}

Artifact
Sword of the Paruns (cma) 234
1
Sword of Vengeance

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike, vigilance, trample, and haste. Equip {3}

Artifact
Sword of Vengeance (cmr) 475
1
Sword of War and Peace

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from white. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of War and Peace deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in their hand and you gain 1 life for each card in your hand. Equip {2}

Artifact
Sword of War and Peace (2xm) 300
1
Trailblazer's Boots

Equipped creature has nonbasic landwalk. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a nonbasic land.) Equip {2}

Artifact
Trailblazer's Boots (zen) 208
1
Utility Knife

When Utility Knife enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Utility Knife (znr) 256
1
Vorrac Battlehorns

Equipped creature has trample and can't be blocked by more than one creature. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters the battlefield unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)

Artifact
Vorrac Battlehorns (mrd) 271
1
Whispersilk Cloak

Equipped creature can't be blocked and has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {2}

Artifact
Whispersilk Cloak (plst) PCA-115
1
Wings of Hubris

Equipped creature has flying. Sacrifice Wings of Hubris: Equipped creature can't be blocked this turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Wings of Hubris (thb) 241
1
Worldslayer

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy all permanents other than Worldslayer. Equip {5} ({5}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Worldslayer (m12) 222
1
Zephyr Boots

Equipped creature has flying. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Zephyr Boots (stx) 261
1

Enchantment

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Hyena Umbra

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has first strike. Totem armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Enchantment
Hyena Umbra (plst) UMA-21
1
Light of Promise

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "Whenever you gain life, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature."

Enchantment
Light of Promise (m21) 25
1
Shielded by Faith

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has indestructible. Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, you may attach Shielded by Faith to that creature.

Enchantment
Shielded by Faith (ss2) 5
1
Timely Ward

You may cast Timely Ward as though it had flash if it targets a commander. Enchant creature Enchanted creature has indestructible.

Enchantment
Timely Ward (cmr) 363
1
Unquestioned Authority

Enchant creature When Unquestioned Authority enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature has protection from creatures.

Enchantment
Unquestioned Authority (cmr) 389
1

Land

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Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (unf) 235
20

Maybeboard

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Puresteel Paladin

Whenever an Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card. Metalcraft — Equipment you control have equip {0} as long as you control three or more artifacts.

Creature
Puresteel Paladin (afc) 69
1

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