Call In a Professional

Players can't gain life this turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn. Call In a Professional deals 3 damage to any target. (Shield counters don't prevent this damage as they're removed.)

Mountain

Arcane Bombardment

Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, exile an instant or sorcery card at random from your graveyard. Then copy each card exiled with Arcane Bombardment. You may cast any number of the copies without paying their mana costs.

Crackling Emergence

Enchant land you control
Enchanted land is a 3/3 red Spirit creature with haste. It's still a land.
If enchanted land would be destroyed, instead sacrifice Crackling Emergence and that land gains indestructible until end of turn.

Curse of Hospitality

Enchant player
Creatures attacking enchanted player have trample.
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, that player exiles the top card of their library. Until end of turn, that creature's controller may play that card and they may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.

Cabaretti Courtyard

When Cabaretti Courtyard enters the battlefield, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Mountain, Forest, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Harnfel, Horn of Bounty

Discard a card: Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn.

Birgi, God of Storytelling

Whenever you cast a spell, add {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
Creatures you control can boast twice during each of your turns rather than once.

Birgi, God of Storytelling // Harnfel, Horn of Bounty

Frenzied Devils

Haste
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Frenzied Devils gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Flame-Blessed Bolt

Flame-Blessed Bolt deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.

Bloodfell Caves

Bloodfell Caves enters the battlefield tapped.
When Bloodfell Caves enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Akki War Paint

Enchant artifact or creature
As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +2/+1.

Abrade

Choose one —
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.

Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded

+1: Draw a card, then discard a card at random.
−4: Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded deals damage equal to the number of cards in target player's hand to that player.
−6: Gain control of all creatures until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.

Akki Ember-Keeper

Whenever a nontoken modified creature you control dies, create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Demon Bolt

Demon Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Foretell {R} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Burning Hands

Burning Hands deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent is green, Burning Hands deals 6 damage instead.

First Day of Class

Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it gains haste until end of turn.
Learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Tibalt's Trickery

Counter target spell. Choose 1, 2, or 3 at random. Its controller mills that many cards, then exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card with a different name than that spell. They may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then they put the exiled cards on the bottom of their library in a random order.

Tibalt, Rakish Instigator

Your opponents can't gain life.
−2: Create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

Timbercrown Pathway

Cragcrown Pathway

Cragcrown Pathway // Timbercrown Pathway

Tibalt, Wicked Tormentor

+1: Add {R}{R}. Draft a card from Tibalt, Wicked Tormentor's spellbook, then exile it. Until end of turn, you may cast that card.
+1: Tibalt, Wicked Tormentor deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker unless its controller has Tibalt deal 4 damage to them. If they do, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
−X: Create X 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

Mayhem Patrol

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever Mayhem Patrol attacks, target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Blitz {1}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Witty Roastmaster

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Witty Roastmaster deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Festival Crasher

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Festival Crasher gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Burn the Accursed

Burn the Accursed deals 5 damage to target creature and 2 damage to that creature's controller. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Ambitious Assault

Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. If you control a modified creature, draw a card. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Tibalt's Rager

When Tibalt's Rager dies, it deals 1 damage to any target.
{1}{R}: Tibalt's Rager gets +2/+0 until end of turn.