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Alela, Artful Procrastinator
Deck Size: 100
Commander / EDH
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Est deck cost: $659.28
Salt Sum: 43.86
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Commander

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Alela, Artful Provocateur

Flying, deathtouch, lifelink Other creatures you control with flying get +1/+0. Whenever you cast an artifact or enchantment spell, create a 1/1 blue Faerie creature token with flying.

Creature
Alela, Artful Provocateur (ncc) 325
1

Artifact

Quantity: 22Price: $286.18
Aether Spellbomb

{U}, Sacrifice Aether Spellbomb: Return target creature to its owner's hand. {1}, Sacrifice Aether Spellbomb: Draw a card.

Artifact
Aether Spellbomb (mrd) 141
1
Akroma's Memorial

Creatures you control have flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, and protection from black and from red.

Artifact
Akroma's Memorial (fut) 159
1
Blood Fountain

When Blood Fountain enters the battlefield, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.") {3}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Blood Fountain: Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact
Blood Fountain (vow) 95
1
Braidwood Sextant

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Braidwood Sextant: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Artifact
Braidwood Sextant (uds) 127
1
Chromatic Sphere

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Sphere: Add one mana of any color. Draw a card.

Artifact
Chromatic Sphere (inv) 299
1
Chromatic Star

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Star: Add one mana of any color. When Chromatic Star is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Artifact
Chromatic Star (brr) 74
1
Engineered Explosives

Sunburst (This enters the battlefield with a charge counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.) {2}, Sacrifice Engineered Explosives: Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on Engineered Explosives.

Artifact
Engineered Explosives (2xm) 252
1
Gerrard's Hourglass Pendant

Flash If a player would begin an extra turn, that player skips that turn instead. {4}, {T}, Exile Gerrard's Hourglass Pendant: Return to the battlefield tapped all artifact, creature, enchantment, and land cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.

Artifact
Gerrard's Hourglass Pendant (dmc) 17
1
Ghost Lantern

Artifact
Ghost Lantern // Bind Spirit (clb) 128
1
Ichor Wellspring

When Ichor Wellspring enters the battlefield or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Artifact
Ichor Wellspring (mbs) 110
1
Lotus Bloom

Suspend 3—{0} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, pay {0} and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.) {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Bloom: Add three mana of any one color.

Artifact
Lotus Bloom (ptsp) 259★
1
Mana Vault

Mana Vault doesn't untap during your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap Mana Vault. At the beginning of your draw step, if Mana Vault is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.

Artifact
Mana Vault (3ed) 263
1
Mind's Eye

Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.

Artifact
Mind's Eye (brr) 33
1
Mox Opal

Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.

Artifact
Mox Opal (som) 179
1
Mox Tantalite

Suspend 3—{0} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, pay {0} and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.) {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Mox Tantalite (mh1) 226
1
Salvaging Station

{T}: Return target noncreature artifact card with mana value 1 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Whenever a creature dies, you may untap Salvaging Station.

Artifact
Salvaging Station (5dn) 148
1
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (3ed) 274
1
Sol Talisman

Suspend 3—{1} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, pay {1} and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.) {T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Talisman (mh2) 432
1
Springleaf Drum

{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Springleaf Drum (brr) 55
1
Sunbeam Spellbomb

{W}, Sacrifice Sunbeam Spellbomb: You gain 5 life. {1}, Sacrifice Sunbeam Spellbomb: Draw a card.

Artifact
Sunbeam Spellbomb (mrd) 250
1
Sword of the Meek

Equipped creature gets +1/+2. Equip {2} Whenever a 1/1 creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Sword of the Meek from your graveyard to the battlefield, then attach it to that creature.

Artifact
Sword of the Meek (brr) 59
1
Thopter Foundry

{1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.

Artifact
Thopter Foundry (arb) 133
1

Creature

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Auriok Salvagers

{1}{W}: Return target artifact card with mana value 1 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature
Auriok Salvagers (2xm) 6
1
Combat Courier

{2}, Sacrifice Combat Courier: Draw a card. Unearth {U} ({U}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature Artifact
Combat Courier (bro) 77
1
Diamond Lion

{T}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Diamond Lion: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.

Creature Artifact
Diamond Lion (mh2) 427
1
Dockside Chef

{1}{B}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Draw a card.

Creature Enchantment
Dockside Chef (neo) 93
1
Drafna, Founder of Lat-Nam

{1}{U}: Return target artifact you control to its owner's hand. {3}, {T}: Copy target artifact spell you control. (The copy becomes a token.)

Creature
Drafna, Founder of Lat-Nam (pbro) 47s
1
Emry, Lurker of the Loch

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control. When Emry, Lurker of the Loch enters the battlefield, mill four cards. {T}: Choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn. (You still pay its costs. Timing rules still apply.)

Creature
Emry, Lurker of the Loch (eld) 43
1
Faerie Artisans

Flying Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, create a token that's a copy of that creature except it's an artifact in addition to its other types. Then exile all other tokens created with Faerie Artisans.

Creature
Faerie Artisans (c16) 8
1
Faerie Harbinger

Flash Flying When Faerie Harbinger enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a Faerie card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Creature
Faerie Harbinger (lrw) 61
1
Jhoira's Familiar

Flying Historic spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Creature Artifact
Jhoira's Familiar (dom) 220
1
Mirran Spy

Flying Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you may untap target creature.

Creature
Mirran Spy (mbs) 26
1
Monk Idealist

When Monk Idealist enters the battlefield, return target enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature
Monk Idealist (ema) 21
1
Myojin of Blooming Dawn

Myojin of Blooming Dawn enters the battlefield with an indestructible counter on it if you cast it from your hand. Remove an indestructible counter from Myojin of Blooming Dawn: Create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token for each permanent you control.

Creature
Myojin of Blooming Dawn (nec) 31
1
Myojin of Cleansing Fire

Myojin of Cleansing Fire enters the battlefield with a divinity counter on it if you cast it from your hand. Myojin of Cleansing Fire has indestructible as long as it has a divinity counter on it. Remove a divinity counter from Myojin of Cleansing Fire: Destroy all other creatures.

Creature
Myojin of Cleansing Fire (chk) 35
1
Myojin of Cryptic Dreams

Myojin of Cryptic Dreams enters the battlefield with an indestructible counter on it if you cast it from your hand. Remove an indestructible counter from Myojin of Cryptic Dreams: Copy target permanent spell you control three times. (The copies become tokens.)

Creature
Myojin of Cryptic Dreams (nec) 33
1
Myojin of Grim Betrayal

Myojin of Grim Betrayal enters the battlefield with an indestructible counter on it if you cast it from your hand. Remove an indestructible counter from Myojin of Grim Betrayal: Put onto the battlefield under your control all creature cards in all graveyards that were put there from anywhere this turn.

Creature
Myojin of Grim Betrayal (nec) 34
1
Myojin of Seeing Winds

Myojin of Seeing Winds enters the battlefield with a divinity counter on it if you cast it from your hand. Myojin of Seeing Winds has indestructible as long as it has a divinity counter on it. Remove a divinity counter from Myojin of Seeing Winds: Draw a card for each permanent you control.

Creature
Myojin of Seeing Winds (chk) 75
1
Oona, Queen of the Fae

Flying {X}{U/B}: Choose a color. Target opponent exiles the top X cards of their library. For each card of the chosen color exiled this way, create a 1/1 blue and black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.

Creature
Oona, Queen of the Fae (v11) 8
1
Oswald Fiddlebender

Magical Tinkering — {W}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed artifact's mana value, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature
Oswald Fiddlebender (afr) 304
1
Riddlesmith

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Creature
Riddlesmith (som) 40
1
Salvage Scout

{W}, Sacrifice Salvage Scout: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature
Salvage Scout (som) 19
1
Scion of Oona

Flash Flying Other Faerie creatures you control get +1/+1. Other Faeries you control have shroud. (They can't be the targets of spells or abilities.)

Creature
Scion of Oona (lrw) 83
1
Spellstutter Sprite

Flash Flying When Spellstutter Sprite enters the battlefield, counter target spell with mana value X or less, where X is the number of Faeries you control.

Creature
Spellstutter Sprite (lrw) 89
1
Stonecoil Serpent

Reach, trample, protection from multicolored Stonecoil Serpent enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature Artifact
Stonecoil Serpent (peld) 235s
1
Tragic Poet

{T}, Sacrifice Tragic Poet: Return target enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature
Tragic Poet (ulg) 24
1

Enchantment

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Mirrormade

You may have Mirrormade enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact or enchantment on the battlefield.

Enchantment
Mirrormade (eld) 55
1
One with the Stars

Enchant creature or enchantment Enchanted permanent is an enchantment and loses all other card types. (It still has its abilities, but it's no longer a creature.)

Enchantment
One with the Stars (thb) 59
1
Smothering Tithe

Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player may pay {2}. If the player doesn't, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment
Smothering Tithe (rna) 22
1
Swift Reconfiguration

Flash Enchant creature or Vehicle Enchanted permanent is a Vehicle artifact with crew 5 and it loses all other card types. (It's not a creature unless it's crewed.)

Enchantment
Swift Reconfiguration (nec) 45
1

Instant

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Anguished Unmaking

Exile target nonland permanent. You lose 3 life.

Instant
Anguished Unmaking (2x2) 170
1
Brain Freeze

Target player mills three cards. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Instant
Brain Freeze (scg) 29
1
Faerie Trickery

Counter target non-Faerie spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

Instant Tribal
Faerie Trickery (lrw) 62
1
Fracture

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or planeswalker.

Instant
Fracture (stx) 188
1
Mana Drain

Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's mana value.

Instant
Mana Drain (cmr) 80
1
Mystic Reflection

Choose target nonlegendary creature. The next time one or more creatures or planeswalkers enter the battlefield this turn, they enter as copies of the chosen creature. Foretell {U} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Instant
Mystic Reflection (khm) 346
1
Void Rend

This spell can't be countered. Destroy target nonland permanent.

Instant
Void Rend (snc) 230
1

Land

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Drowned Catacomb

Drowned Catacomb enters the battlefield tapped unless you control an Island or a Swamp. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Land
Drowned Catacomb (m13) 223
1
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (brc) 31
14
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (brc) 29
9
Sea of Clouds

Sea of Clouds enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents. {T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Land
Sea of Clouds (clb) 360
1
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (brc) 34
8
Treasure Vault

{T}: Add {C}. {X}{X}, {T}, Sacrifice Treasure Vault: Create X Treasure tokens.

Artifact Land
Treasure Vault (pafr) 261s
1
Urza's Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land Enchantment
Urza's Saga (mh2) 259
1
Watery Grave

({T}: Add {U} or {B}.) As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.

Land
Watery Grave (gtc) 249
1

Sorcery

Quantity: 6Price: $31.74
Damn

Destroy target creature. A creature destroyed this way can't be regenerated. Overload {2}{W}{W} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Sorcery
Damn (mh2) 396
1
Dance of the Manse

Return up to X target artifact and/or non-Aura enchantment cards each with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If X is 6 or more, those permanents are 4/4 creatures in addition to their other types.

Sorcery
Dance of the Manse (eld) 186
1
Fractured Identity

Exile target nonland permanent. Each player other than its controller creates a token that's a copy of it.

Sorcery
Fractured Identity (sld) 272
1
Recall

Discard X cards, then return a card from your graveyard to your hand for each card discarded this way. Exile Recall.

Sorcery
Recall (6ed) 92
1
Reshape

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact. Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Reshape (2xm) 64
1
Scheming Symmetry

Choose two target players. Each of them searches their library for a card, then shuffles and puts that card on top.

Sorcery
Scheming Symmetry (m20) 113
1

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Description

{"ops":[{"insert":"Alela loves to take her time and craft the perfect hand. She’s brought along some enchanting artifactful friends to back her up with cash-mana. And then? It’s time to hit the haters where it hurts. That’s right, straight in the ballsack. Faeries wear boots, yea, you betta believe me.\n"}]}
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