{T}, Sacrifice Black Lotus: Add three mana of any one color.

{1}, {T}: If Chaos Orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy Chaos Orb.

{T}: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect. 1 — Sacrifice Jack-in-the-Mox and you lose 5 life. 2 — Add {W}. 3 — Add {U}. 4 — Add {B}. 5 — Add {R}. 6 — Add {G}.

If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.

{T}: Add {G}.

{T}: Add {B}.

{T}: Add {W}.

{T}: Add {R}.

{T}: Add {U}.

Imprint — {X}, {T}: You may exile an instant or sorcery card with mana value X from your hand. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may copy a card exiled with Panoptic Mirror. If you do, you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Whenever you cast a spell, untap all nonland permanents you control.

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Add {R} for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½. Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices an artifact, creature, or land.

When Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor enters the battlefield, for the rest of the game, tokens you own become cards that are still tokens. (They continue to exist after they leave the battlefield.) {1}{W}{U}, {T}: You may put a token from your graveyard or hand onto the battlefield.

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

As Elvish Impersonators enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.

This spell can't be countered. When you cast this spell, take an extra turn after this one. Flying, protection from spells that are one or more colors, annihilator 6 When Emrakul, the Aeons Torn is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles their graveyard into their library.

Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

When Golos, Tireless Pilgrim enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn without paying their mana costs.

Flying, lifelink Pay 7 life: Draw seven cards.

Gus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them.

Flash If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)

As Hydradoodle enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. Hydradoodle enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results. Reach, trample

Flying, first strike {1}{B}, Reveal Infernal Spawn of Evil from your hand, Say "It's coming!": Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.

Flying, first strike, trample Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay {1}{B}, reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil from your library and say "I'm coming, too!" If you do, Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.

Flying, first strike, trample, haste This spell costs {3} less to cast for each card you've revealed this turn. When Infernius Spawnington III, Esq. enters the battlefield, you may say "I'm here." If you do, it deals 3 damage to target player.

Flying As Iona, Shield of Emeria enters the battlefield, choose a color. Your opponents can't cast spells of the chosen color.

You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter the battlefield as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.)

Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn. Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.

Companion — Each nonland card in your starting deck has a different name. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for {3} as a sorcery.) Flash When Lutri, the Spellchaser enters the battlefield, if you cast it, copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Trample Whenever Primeval Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Untap all creatures and lands you control during each other player's untap step. You may cast creature spells as though they had flash.

{T}: Add {G} for each Forest you control.

When Sundering Titan enters or leaves the battlefield, choose a land of each basic land type, then destroy those lands.

As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player.

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, Fastbond deals 1 damage to you.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Bird creature with base power and toughness 1/1.

Sacrifice a creature, Return Recurring Nightmare to its owner's hand: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Target player draws three cards.

You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you do, sacrifice it unless you pay its mana cost reduced by up to {2}.

Search your library for up to four cards with different names and reveal them. Target opponent chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into your graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle.

Roll two six-sided dice. Return any number of cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the total of those results. Exile Pair o' Dice Lost.

Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die. 1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn. 2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it. 3 — Six-Sided Die deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life. 4 — It gets -4/-4 until end of turn. 5 — Destroy it. 6 — Exile it.

City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

({T}: Add {G}.)

({T}: Add {U}.)

{T}: Add {W}. {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you have exactly seven cards in hand.

({T}: Add {R}.)

Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.) Nearby Planet enters the battlefield tapped. When Nearby Planet enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}.

({T}: Add {W}.)

Play cards as written. Ignore all errata. {T}: Add {C}. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with Secret Base.

({T}: Add {B}.)

{T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {∞}. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower. {7}, {T}: Head to AskUrza.com and click Urza's Fun House.

Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.

Each player's life total becomes the number of creatures they control.

Until end of turn, any time you could activate a mana ability, you may pay 1 life. If you do, add {C}.

You win the game if you control a land of each basic land type and a creature of each color.

Flip Falling Star onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Falling Star deals 3 damage to each creature it lands on. Tap all creatures dealt damage by Falling Star. If Falling Star doesn't turn completely over at least once during the flip, it has no effect.

Players play a Magic subgame, using their libraries as their decks. Each player who doesn't win the subgame loses half their life, rounded up.

Each player shuffles their hand, graveyard, and all permanents they own into their library, then draws seven cards. Each player's life total becomes 7.

Take an extra turn after this one.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact. Search your library for an artifact card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Target opponent draws two cards, then you draw up to four cards. That opponent may repeat this process as many times as they choose.