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Deck Size: 100
Commander / EDH
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Est deck cost: $201.80
Salt Sum: 47.24
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Commander

Quantity: 1Price: $6.49
Orvar, the All-Form

Changeling Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, if it targets one or more other permanents you control, create a token that's a copy of one of those permanents. When a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard this card, create a token that's a copy of target permanent.

Creature
Orvar, the All-Form (khm) 70
1

Artifact

Quantity: 5Price: $19.61
Gilded Lotus

{T}: Add three mana of any one color.

Artifact
Gilded Lotus (40k) 239
1
Moonsnare Prototype

{T}, Tap an untapped artifact or creature you control: Add {C}. Channel — {4}{U}, Discard Moonsnare Prototype: The owner of target nonland permanent puts it on the top or bottom of their library.

Artifact
Moonsnare Prototype (neo) 69
1
Primal Amulet

Artifact
Primal Amulet // Primal Wellspring (xln) 243Primal Amulet // Primal Wellspring (xln) 243
1
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (onc) 140
1
Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Artifact
Thought Vessel (scd) 285
1

Creature

Quantity: 38Price: $124.90
Aboshan, Cephalid Emperor

Tap an untapped Cephalid you control: Tap target permanent. {U}{U}{U}: Tap all creatures without flying.

Creature
Aboshan, Cephalid Emperor (plst) ODY-58
1
Aethersquall Ancient

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, you get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters). Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}{E}{E}{E}{E}: Return all other creatures to their owners' hands. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature
Aethersquall Ancient (kld) 39
1
Arcbound Crusher

Trample Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Crusher. Modular 1 (This creature enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature Artifact
Arcbound Crusher (hop) 105
1
Archetype of Imagination

Creatures you control have flying. Creatures your opponents control lose flying and can't have or gain flying.

Creature Enchantment
Archetype of Imagination (plst) C18-81
1
Armored Transport

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Armored Transport by creatures blocking it.

Creature Artifact
Armored Transport (gtc) 226
1
Atemsis, All-Seeing

Flying {2}{U}, {T}: Draw two cards, then discard a card. Whenever Atemsis, All-Seeing deals damage to an opponent, you may reveal your hand. If cards with at least six different mana values are revealed this way, that player loses the game.

Creature
Atemsis, All-Seeing (m20) 46
1
Aviation Pioneer

When Aviation Pioneer enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

Creature
Aviation Pioneer (j22) 275
1
Bane of Bala Ged

Whenever Bane of Bala Ged attacks, defending player exiles two permanents they control.

Creature
Bane of Bala Ged (bfz) 1
1
Beast of Burden

Beast of Burden's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures on the battlefield.

Creature Artifact
Beast of Burden (9ed) 288
1
Breezekeeper

Flying Phasing (This phases in or out before you untap during each of your untap steps. While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist.)

Creature
Breezekeeper (vis) 27
1
Cathodion

When Cathodion dies, add {C}{C}{C}.

Creature Artifact
Cathodion (2xm) 237
1
Celebr-8000

At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, Celebr-8000 gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn. • 2 — menace • 3 — vigilance • 4 — lifelink • 5 — flying • 6 — indestructible

Creature Artifact
Celebr-8000 (unf) 185
1
Coveted Peacock

Flying Whenever Coveted Peacock attacks, you may goad target creature defending player controls. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

Creature
Coveted Peacock (plst) CN2-29
1
Dazzling Sphinx

Flying Whenever Dazzling Sphinx deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile an instant or sorcery card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then that player puts the exiled cards that weren't cast this way on the bottom of their library in a random order.

Creature
Dazzling Sphinx (c21) 25
1
Draining Whelk

Flash Flying When Draining Whelk enters the battlefield, counter target spell. Put X +1/+1 counters on Draining Whelk, where X is that spell's mana value.

Creature
Draining Whelk (tsr) 62
1
Dream Eater

Flash Flying When Dream Eater enters the battlefield, surveil 4. When you do, you may return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand. (To surveil 4, look at the top four cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Creature
Dream Eater (grn) 38
1
Fleet Swallower

Whenever Fleet Swallower attacks, target player mills half their library, rounded up.

Creature
Fleet Swallower (xln) 57
1
God-Eternal Kefnet

Flying You may reveal the first card you draw each turn as you draw it. Whenever you reveal an instant or sorcery card this way, copy that card and you may cast the copy. That copy costs {2} less to cast. When God-Eternal Kefnet dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.

Creature
God-Eternal Kefnet (war) 53
1
Guile

Guile can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. If a spell or ability you control would counter a spell, instead exile that spell and you may play that card without paying its mana cost. When Guile is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.

Creature
Guile (mm2) 46
1
Hullbreaker Horror

Flash This spell can't be countered. Whenever you cast a spell, choose up to one — • Return target spell you don't control to its owner's hand. • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

Creature
Hullbreaker Horror (clb) 724
1
Iymrith, Desert Doom

Flying Iymrith, Desert Doom has ward {4} as long as it's untapped. Whenever Iymrith deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. Then if you have fewer than three cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference.

Creature
Iymrith, Desert Doom (afr) 62
1
Kira, Great Glass-Spinner

Flying Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability for the first time each turn, counter that spell or ability."

Creature
Kira, Great Glass-Spinner (jmp) 154
1
Lier, Disciple of the Drowned

Spells can't be countered. Each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard has flashback. The flashback cost is equal to that card's mana cost.

Creature
Lier, Disciple of the Drowned (mid) 59
1
Lighthouse Chronologist

Level up {U} ({U}: Put a level counter on this. Level up only as a sorcery.) LEVEL 4-6 2/4 LEVEL 7+ 3/5 At the beginning of each end step, if it's not your turn, take an extra turn after this one.

Creature
Lighthouse Chronologist (roe) 75
1
Palinchron

Flying When Palinchron enters the battlefield, untap up to seven lands. {2}{U}{U}: Return Palinchron to its owner's hand.

Creature
Palinchron (ulg) 38
1
Palladium Myr

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Creature Artifact
Palladium Myr (m21) 234
1
Peregrine Drake

Flying When Peregrine Drake enters the battlefield, untap up to five lands.

Creature
Peregrine Drake (dmr) 65
1
Persistent Petitioners

{1}, {T}: Target player mills a card. (They put the top card of their library into their graveyard.) Tap four untapped Advisors you control: Target player mills twelve cards. A deck can have any number of cards named Persistent Petitioners.

Creature
Persistent Petitioners (rna) 44
1
Pteramander

Flying {7}{U}: Adapt 4. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put four +1/+1 counters on it.)

Creature
Pteramander (plst) RNA-47
1
Reef Worm

When Reef Worm dies, create a 3/3 blue Fish creature token with "When this creature dies, create a 6/6 blue Whale creature token with 'When this creature dies, create a 9/9 blue Kraken creature token.'"

Creature
Reef Worm (c21) 127
1
Sage's Row Denizen

Whenever another blue creature enters the battlefield under your control, target player mills two cards.

Creature
Sage's Row Denizen (m20) 73
1
Spawning Kraken

Whenever a Kraken, Leviathan, Octopus, or Serpent you control deals combat damage to a player, create a 9/9 blue Kraken creature token.

Creature
Spawning Kraken (c21) 33
1
Stormtide Leviathan

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.) All lands are Islands in addition to their other types. Creatures without flying or islandwalk can't attack.

Creature
Stormtide Leviathan (cmr) 407
1
Traxos, Scourge of Kroog

Trample Traxos, Scourge of Kroog enters the battlefield tapped and doesn't untap during your untap step. Whenever you cast a historic spell, untap Traxos. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Creature Artifact
Traxos, Scourge of Kroog (brc) 170
1
Vendilion Clique

Flash Flying When Vendilion Clique enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card.

Creature
Vendilion Clique (j22) 368
1
Venser, Shaper Savant

Flash When Venser, Shaper Savant enters the battlefield, return target spell or permanent to its owner's hand.

Creature
Venser, Shaper Savant (2x2) 66
1
Voidmage Prodigy

{U}{U}, Sacrifice a Wizard: Counter target spell. Morph {U} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Creature
Voidmage Prodigy (ons) 120
1
Wonder

Flying As long as Wonder is in your graveyard and you control an Island, creatures you control have flying.

Creature
Wonder (mh2) 271
1

Enchantment

Quantity: 2Price: $1.34
Drowned Secrets

Whenever you cast a blue spell, target player mills two cards.

Enchantment
Drowned Secrets (grn) 39
1
Waterknot

Enchant creature When Waterknot enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Enchantment
Waterknot (jmp) 192
1

Instant

Quantity: 19Price: $26.85
Alchemist's Retrieval

Cleave {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for its cleave cost. If you do, remove the words in square brackets.) Return target nonland permanent [you control] to its owner's hand.

Instant
Alchemist's Retrieval (vow) 47
1
An Offer You Can't Refuse

Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller creates two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
An Offer You Can't Refuse (snc) 51
1
Aspirant's Ascent

Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+3 and gains flying and toxic 1. (Players dealt combat damage by that creature also get a poison counter.)

Instant
Aspirant's Ascent (one) 40
1
Banishing Knack

Until end of turn, target creature gains "{T}: Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand."

Instant
Banishing Knack (eve) 17
1
Chilling Trap

Target creature gets -4/-0 until end of turn. If you control a Wizard, draw a card.

Instant
Chilling Trap (j22) 281
1
Concerted Defense

Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {1} plus an additional {1} for each creature in your party. (Your party consists of up to one each of Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard.)

Instant
Concerted Defense (znr) 52
1
Defy Gravity

Target creature gains flying until end of turn. Flashback {U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant
Defy Gravity (uma) 48
1
Disarm

Unattach all Equipment from target creature.

Instant
Disarm (mrd) 32
1
Dispel

Counter target instant spell.

Instant
Dispel (plst) BFZ-76
1
Dive Down

Target creature you control gets +0/+3 and gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Instant
Dive Down (xln) 53
1
Essence Flux

Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it's a Spirit, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Instant
Essence Flux (jmp) 151
1
Gift of Tusks

Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elephant with base power and toughness 3/3.

Instant
Gift of Tusks (ogw) 55
1
Jump

Target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Instant
Jump (plst) M10-59
1
Mind Games

Buyback {2}{U} (You may pay an additional {2}{U} as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Tap target artifact, creature, or land.

Instant
Mind Games (sth) 38
1
Mizzium Skin

Target creature you control gets +0/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Overload {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Instant
Mizzium Skin (rtr) 45
1
Moonlace

Target spell or permanent becomes colorless.

Instant
Moonlace (plst) TSP-68
1
Peel from Reality

Return target creature you control and target creature you don't control to their owners' hands.

Instant
Peel from Reality (cmr) 402
1
Piracy Charm

Choose one — • Target creature gains islandwalk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.) • Target creature gets +2/-1 until end of turn. • Target player discards a card.

Instant
Piracy Charm (tsr) 78
1
Whim of Volrath

Buyback {2} (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Change the text of target permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another or one basic land type with another until end of turn. (For example, you may change "nonred creature" to "nongreen creature" or "plainswalk" to "swampwalk.")

Instant
Whim of Volrath (tmp) 102
1

Land

Quantity: 30Price: $10.86
Ipnu Rivulet

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {U}. {1}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Target player mills four cards.

Land
Ipnu Rivulet (hou) 180
1
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (j22) 102
26
Magosi, the Waterveil

Magosi, the Waterveil enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {U}. {U}, {T}: Put an eon counter on Magosi, the Waterveil. Skip your next turn. {T}, Remove an eon counter from Magosi, the Waterveil and return it to its owner's hand: Take an extra turn after this one.

Land
Magosi, the Waterveil (zen) 218
1
Myriad Landscape

Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Myriad Landscape (onc) 159
1
Warped Landscape

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Warped Landscape: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Warped Landscape (j22) 832
1

Planeswalker

Quantity: 1Price: $4.49
Jace, Ingenious Mind-Mage

+1: Draw a card. +1: Untap all creatures you control. −9: Gain control of up to three target creatures.

Planeswalker
Jace, Ingenious Mind-Mage (xln) 280
1

Sorcery

Quantity: 4Price: $7.26
Artful Dodge

Target creature can't be blocked this turn. Flashback {U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Artful Dodge (dka) 27
1
Cloak of Feathers

Target creature gains flying until end of turn. Draw a card.

Sorcery
Cloak of Feathers (por) 44
1
Distortion Strike

Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Sorcery
Distortion Strike (plst) IMA-52
1
Mystic Speculation

Buyback {2} (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Scry 3. (Look at the top three cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom of your library and the rest on top in any order.)

Sorcery
Mystic Speculation (fut) 41
1

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