0: Roll a six-sided die. 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. 4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's loyalty ability two more times this turn.

When Clown Car enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on Clown Car. Crew 2

{T}, Remove a component counter from Component Pouch: Add two mana of different colors. {T}: Roll a d20. 1—9 | Put a component counter on Component Pouch. 10—20 | Put two component counters on Component Pouch.

Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, put a number of charge counters on Geometric Nexus equal to that spell's mana value. {6}, {T}, Remove all charge counters from Geometric Nexus: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of charge counters removed this way.

If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.

{2}, {T}: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. {3}, {T}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. {4}, {T}: Copy target permanent spell you control. (The copy becomes a token.)

Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. Roll a six-sided die. On a 5 or higher, untap it." Equip {2}

{T}: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds {C}. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card. Equip {3}

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process. Equip {2}

{2}, {T}: Roll a d20 and subtract the number of cards in your hand. If the result is 0 or less, discard your hand. 1—9 | Return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand. 10—19 | Draw two cards. 20 | Put a creature card from any graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. When that creature dies, its owner loses the game.

Whenever you roll one or more dice, put a number of charge counters on Vexing Puzzlebox equal to the result. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Roll a d20. {T}, Remove 100 charge counters from Vexing Puzzlebox: Search your library for an artifact card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Melee (Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each opponent you attacked this combat.) Other creatures you control have melee. (If a creature has multiple instances of melee, each triggers separately.)

Whenever you roll one or more dice, Brazen Dwarf deals 1 damage to each opponent.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, Celebr-8000 gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn. • 2 — menace • 3 — vigilance • 4 — lifelink • 5 — flying • 6 — indestructible

Flying, haste Chaos Dragon attacks each combat if able. At the beginning of combat on your turn, each player rolls a d20. If one or more opponents had the highest result, Chaos Dragon can't attack those players or planeswalkers they control this combat.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.) When Garbage Elemental enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Garbage Elemental deals damage equal to the result to target opponent or planeswalker.

Reach Whenever you roll a die, if the result isn't stored on Goblin Girder Gang, you may store that result on it. When you do, Goblin Girder Gang deals 1 damage to any target without a hat. Goblin Girder Gang gets +1/+0 for each result stored on it.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Guttersnipe deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, Steel Squirrel gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result. {6}: Roll a six-sided die.

{1}: The next time an instant or sorcery spell would deal damage to you this turn, that spell deals that damage to its controller instead.

Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, exile an instant or sorcery card at random from your graveyard. Then copy each card exiled with Arcane Bombardment. You may cast any number of the copies without paying their mana costs.

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) If you would roll one or more dice, instead roll that many dice plus one and ignore the lowest roll. {1}{R}: Level 2 Whenever you roll one or more dice, target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn. {2}{R}: Level 3 Creatures you control have haste.

Whenever you roll a die, you may reveal the top card of your library. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you reveal a card with mana value less than the result this way, you may exile it. If you do, you may play it this turn.

When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you've cast your commander from the command zone this game. You may choose new targets for the copies. Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Roll a d20 and add the number of creature cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn. 1—14 | Return all creature cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn to your hand. 15+ | Return those cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.

({T}: Add {R} or {W}.) Alpine Meadow enters the battlefield tapped.

Archway Commons enters the battlefield tapped. When Archway Commons enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

{T}: Add {C}. Basic landcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Boros Garrison enters the battlefield tapped. When Boros Garrison enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {R}{W}.

Boros Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

As Furycalm Snarl enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Mountain or Plains card from your hand. If you don't, Furycalm Snarl enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Lorehold Campus enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. {4}, {T}: Scry 1.

({T}: Add {R}.)

Needle Spires enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. {2}{R}{W}: Needle Spires becomes a 2/1 red and white Elemental creature with double strike until end of turn. It's still a land.

Rustvale Bridge enters the battlefield tapped. Indestructible {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

({T}: Add {R} or {W}.) Sacred Peaks enters the battlefield tapped.

({T}: Add {R}.)

Stone Quarry enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Temple of Triumph enters the battlefield tapped. When Temple of Triumph enters the battlefield, scry 1. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Until end of turn, whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, that player copies it and may choose new targets for the copy.

Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result.

Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

When you cast your next instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. Raid — If you attacked this turn, when you cast your next instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell an additional time. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures, where X is the result.

Whenever you crank Accessories to Murder, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Whenever you crank Arms Depot, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

Whenever you crank Auto-Key, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "{T}: You gain 3 life."

Whenever you crank Bee-Bee Gun, until end of turn, target creature gains "{2}: This creature fights another target creature."

Whenever you crank Boomflinger, roll two six-sided dice. Boomflinger deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the difference between those results.

Whenever you crank Deadly Poison Sampler, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."

Whenever you crank Dispatch Dispensary, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

Whenever you crank Division Table, target player loses 2 life.

Whenever you crank Dogsnail Engine, target player gains life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.

Whenever you crank Dual Doomsuits, each time a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead.

Whenever you crank Duplication Device, until end of turn, target creature becomes a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Whenever you crank Gift Horse, roll two six-sided dice. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the difference between those results.

Whenever you crank Gnomeball Machine, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.

Whenever you crank Guest List, target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard.

Whenever you crank Hard Hat Area, roll two six-sided dice. Hard Hat Area assembles a number of Contraptions equal to the difference between those results. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Whenever you crank Head Banger, target creature must be blocked this turn if able.

Whenever you crank Hypnotic Swirly Disc, target player mills X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Whenever you crank Inflation Station, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Insufferable Syphon, target player discards a card.

Whenever you crank Jamming Device, creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Lackey Recycler, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Whenever you crank Neural Network, gain control of target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Optical Optimizer, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "{T}: Draw a card."

Whenever you crank Pet Project, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize! Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction.

Whenever you crank Rapid Prototyper, create an X/X colorless Construct artifact creature token, where X is the number of artifacts you control.

Whenever you crank Record Store, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Whenever you crank Refibrillator, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever you crank Targeting Rocket, target creature blocks this turn if able.

Whenever you crank Thud-for-Duds, roll two six-sided dice. Thud-for-Duds deals damage to target creature equal to the difference between those results.

Whenever you crank Top-Secret Tunnel, target creature can't be blocked this turn.