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No Shirt, Maybe Shoes, Fan Service
Deck Size: 100
Commander / EDH
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Est deck cost: $280.57
Salt Sum: 30.49
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Commander

Quantity: 2Price: $8.34
Bruse Tarl, Boorish Herder

Whenever Bruse Tarl, Boorish Herder enters the battlefield or attacks, target creature you control gains double strike and lifelink until end of turn. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Creature
Bruse Tarl, Boorish Herder (c16) 30
1
Dargo, the Shipwrecker

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of artifacts and/or creatures. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each permanent sacrificed this way and {2} less to cast for each other artifact or creature you've sacrificed this turn. Trample Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Creature
Dargo, the Shipwrecker (cmr) 172
1

Artifact

Quantity: 4Price: $2.84
Dreamstone Hedron

{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice Dreamstone Hedron: Draw three cards.

Artifact
Dreamstone Hedron (brc) 139
1
Liquimetal Torque

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Target nonland permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn.

Artifact
Liquimetal Torque (brc) 145
1
Network Terminal

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {1}, {T}, Tap another untapped artifact you control: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Artifact
Network Terminal (neo) 251
1
Thunder Totem

{T}: Add {W}. {1}{W}{W}: Thunder Totem becomes a 2/2 white Spirit artifact creature with flying and first strike until end of turn.

Artifact
Thunder Totem (tsp) 265
1

Creature

Quantity: 19Price: $105.15
Ardenn, Intrepid Archaeologist

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may attach any number of Auras and Equipment you control to target permanent or player. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Creature
Ardenn, Intrepid Archaeologist (cmr) 10
1
Brimaz, King of Oreskos

Vigilance Whenever Brimaz, King of Oreskos attacks, create a 1/1 white Cat Soldier creature token with vigilance that's attacking. Whenever Brimaz blocks a creature, create a 1/1 white Cat Soldier creature token with vigilance that's blocking that creature.

Creature
Brimaz, King of Oreskos (bng) 5
1
Ember Hauler

{1}, Sacrifice Ember Hauler: It deals 2 damage to any target.

Creature
Ember Hauler (m20) 137
1
Esper Sentinel

Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is Esper Sentinel's power.

Creature Artifact
Esper Sentinel (mh2) 12
1
Goblin Battle Jester

Whenever you cast a red spell, target creature can't block this turn.

Creature
Goblin Battle Jester (m13) 135
1
Goblin Bushwhacker

Kicker {R} (You may pay an additional {R} as you cast this spell.) When Goblin Bushwhacker enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

Creature
Goblin Bushwhacker (plst) ZEN-125
1
Goblin Goliath

When Goblin Goliath enters the battlefield, create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the number of opponents you have. {3}{R}, {T}: If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent this turn, it deals double that damage to that player instead.

Creature
Goblin Goliath (gnt) 4
1
Goblin Instigator

When Goblin Instigator enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.

Creature
Goblin Instigator (moc) 282
1
Godo, Bandit Warlord

When Godo, Bandit Warlord enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Whenever Godo attacks for the first time each turn, untap it and all Samurai you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

Creature
Godo, Bandit Warlord (2xm) 128
1
Halvar, God of Battle

Creature
Halvar, God of Battle // Sword of the Realms (khm) 15Halvar, God of Battle // Sword of the Realms (khm) 15
1
Heartless Hidetsugu

{T}: Heartless Hidetsugu deals damage to each player equal to half that player's life total, rounded down.

Creature
Heartless Hidetsugu (plst) CNS-144
1
Irreverent Revelers

When Irreverent Revelers enters the battlefield, choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Irreverent Revelers gains haste until end of turn.

Creature
Irreverent Revelers (thb) 143
1
Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs

Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, if you're the defending player, create a 3/3 red Ogre creature token unless that creature's controller pays {3}.

Creature
Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs (scd) 148
1
Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker

Haste {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature
Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker (j22) 79
1
Mageta the Lion

{2}{W}{W}, {T}, Discard two cards: Destroy all creatures except for Mageta the Lion. Those creatures can't be regenerated.

Creature
Mageta the Lion (pcy) 13
1
Plundering Barbarian

When Plundering Barbarian enters the battlefield, choose one — • Smash the Chest — Destroy target artifact. • Pry It Open — Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature
Plundering Barbarian (afr) 158
1
Relic Robber

Haste Whenever Relic Robber deals combat damage to a player, that player creates a 0/1 colorless Goblin Construct artifact creature token with "This creature can't block" and "At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to you."

Creature
Relic Robber (znr) 153
1
Toralf, God of Fury

Creature
Toralf, God of Fury // Toralf's Hammer (khm) 154Toralf, God of Fury // Toralf's Hammer (khm) 154
1
Zurgo Bellstriker

Zurgo Bellstriker can't block creatures with power 2 or greater. Dash {1}{R} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

Creature
Zurgo Bellstriker (dtk) 169
1

Enchantment

Quantity: 10Price: $28.93
Aura of Silence

Artifact and enchantment spells your opponents cast cost {2} more to cast. Sacrifice Aura of Silence: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Enchantment
Aura of Silence (c15) 60
1
Fable of the Mirror-Breaker

Enchantment
Fable of the Mirror-Breaker // Reflection of Kiki-Jiki (neo) 141Fable of the Mirror-Breaker // Reflection of Kiki-Jiki (neo) 141
1
Goblin War Paint

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has haste.

Enchantment
Goblin War Paint (plst) BFZ-146
1
Granite Grip

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 for each Mountain you control.

Enchantment
Granite Grip (7ed) 195★
1
Grasp of the Hieromancer

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls."

Enchantment
Grasp of the Hieromancer (plst) E01-13
1
Madcap Skills

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and has menace.

Enchantment
Madcap Skills (plst) MM3-99
1
Mammoth Umbra

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has vigilance. Totem armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Enchantment
Mammoth Umbra (uma) 24
1
Pacifism

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block.

Enchantment
Pacifism (dmr) 19
1
Volcanic Strength

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has mountainwalk. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)

Enchantment
Volcanic Strength (m13) 155
1
Ward of Lights

You may cast Ward of Lights as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step. Enchant creature As Ward of Lights enters the battlefield, choose a color. Enchanted creature has protection from the chosen color. This effect doesn't remove Ward of Lights.

Enchantment
Ward of Lights (mir) 47
1

Instant

Quantity: 4Price: $3.08
Crush Contraband

Choose one or both — • Exile target artifact. • Exile target enchantment.

Instant
Crush Contraband (nec) 82
1
Kazuul's Fury

Instant
Kazuul's Fury // Kazuul's Cliffs (znr) 146Kazuul's Fury // Kazuul's Cliffs (znr) 146
1
Mogg Salvage

If an opponent controls an Island and you control a Mountain, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Destroy target artifact.

Instant
Mogg Salvage (mh2) 282
1
Swords to Plowshares

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

Instant
Swords to Plowshares (bbd) 110
1

Land

Quantity: 35Price: $5.25
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (40k) 316★
20
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (rav) 287
15

Planeswalker

Quantity: 1Price: $0.79
Koth, Fire of Resistance

+2: Search your library for a basic Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. −3: Koth, Fire of Resistance deals damage to target creature equal to the number of Mountains you control. −7: You get an emblem with "Whenever a Mountain enters the battlefield under your control, this emblem deals 4 damage to any target."

Planeswalker
Koth, Fire of Resistance (one) 138
1

Shirt

Quantity: 13Price: $89.87
Argentum Armor

Equipped creature gets +6/+6. Whenever equipped creature attacks, destroy target permanent. Equip {6}

Artifact
Argentum Armor (afc) 198
1
Chitinous Cloak

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Equip {3}

Artifact
Chitinous Cloak (ogw) 163
1
Cloak of the Bat

Equipped creature has flying and haste. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Cloak of the Bat (clb) 307
1
Commander's Plate

Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has protection from each color that's not in your commander's color identity. Equip commander {3} Equip {5}

Artifact
Commander's Plate (plst) CMR-305
1
Darksteel Plate

Indestructible Equipped creature has indestructible. Equip {2}

Artifact
Darksteel Plate (2x2) 304
1
Demonmail Hauberk

Equipped creature gets +4/+2. Equip—Sacrifice a creature.

Artifact
Demonmail Hauberk (isd) 221
1
Empyrial Plate

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each card in your hand. Equip {2}

Artifact
Empyrial Plate (c16) 251
1
Haunted Cloak

Equipped creature has vigilance, trample, and haste. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Haunted Cloak (cmr) 313
1
Magebane Armor

Equipped creature gets +2/+4 and loses flying. Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to equipped creature. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Magebane Armor (m10) 214
1
Paradise Mantle

Equipped creature has "{T}: Add one mana of any color." Equip {1}

Artifact
Paradise Mantle (mma) 211
1
Plate Armor

Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has ward {1}. (Whenever equipped creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.) Equip {3}. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each other Equipment you control.

Artifact
Plate Armor (afr) 32
1
Robe of Stars

Equipped creature gets +0/+3. Astral Projection — {1}{W}: Equipped creature phases out. (Treat it and anything attached to it as though they don't exist until its controller's next turn.) Equip {1}

Artifact
Robe of Stars (afc) 11
1
Thran Power Suit

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it and has ward {2}. (Whenever equipped creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Thran Power Suit (bro) 253
1

Sorcery

Quantity: 12Price: $36.32
Chain Reaction

Chain Reaction deals X damage to each creature, where X is the number of creatures on the battlefield.

Sorcery
Chain Reaction (onc) 97
1
Deface

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target creature with defender.

Sorcery
Deface (rna) 98
1
Dragon Fodder

Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Sorcery
Dragon Fodder (j22) 523
1
Empty the Warrens

Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

Sorcery
Empty the Warrens (dmr) 118
1
Gamble

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Gamble (dmr) 121
1
Goblin Rally

Create four 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Sorcery
Goblin Rally (j22) 546
1
Krenko's Command

Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Sorcery
Krenko's Command (plst) DDT-53
1
Light Up the Stage

Spectacle {R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Sorcery
Light Up the Stage (clb) 802
1
Reckless Impulse

Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Sorcery
Reckless Impulse (vow) 174
1
Reforge the Soul

Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards. Miracle {1}{R} (You may cast this card for its miracle cost when you draw it if it's the first card you drew this turn.)

Sorcery
Reforge the Soul (c16) 132
1
Winds of Abandon

Exile target creature you don't control. For each creature exiled this way, its controller searches their library for a basic land card. Those players put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Overload {4}{W}{W} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Sorcery
Winds of Abandon (plst) MH1-37
1
Wrenn's Resolve

Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Sorcery
Wrenn's Resolve (mom) 173
1

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{"ops":[{"insert":"This deck is made entirely of cards that are not wearing shirts (yes even the lands)!\n\nWhat this means:\nThe card must have a humanoid or statue of a humanoid that does not wear anything in the chest or stomach area.\n\nI debated for a while if this list would include women with chest wrappings, as they aren't wearing traditional shirts and WoTC is obviously not going to print shirtless women on their cards (unless they are burning like in "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Reforge the Soul"}},{"insert":" ?) However, I decided to try not to include them as the inspiration for this deck was "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Bruse Tarl, Boorish Herder"}},{"insert":", and me trying to find as many attractive shirtless men as I could and stick them in a deck. Sorry if I missed a few (or a lot).\n\nYou might have noticed the category \"shirt\" does not follow the rules of this deck. That is because they are all equipment for these shirtless people to wear to cover their bare chests!\n\n"}]}
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