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EDH for Babies - GW Hatebears
Deck Size: 100
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Est deck cost: $94.44
Salt Sum: 47.21
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Commander

Quantity: 1Price: $2.99
Gaddock Teeg

Noncreature spells with mana value 4 or greater can't be cast. Noncreature spells with {X} in their mana costs can't be cast.

Creature
Gaddock Teeg (uma) 199
1

Artifact

Quantity: 5Price: $7.85
Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (moc) 348
1
Selesnya Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {G}{W}.

Artifact
Selesnya Signet (cma) 228
1
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (moc) 381
1
Talisman of Unity

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {G} or {W}. Talisman of Unity deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Unity (mic) 165
1
Thorn of Amethyst

Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.

Artifact
Thorn of Amethyst (ltc) 356
1

Creature

Quantity: 35Price: $45.03
Archon of Emeria

Flying Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn. Nonbasic lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.

Creature
Archon of Emeria (znr) 4
1
Archon of Valor's Reach

Flying, vigilance, trample As Archon of Valor's Reach enters the battlefield, choose artifact, enchantment, instant, sorcery, or planeswalker. Players can't cast spells of the chosen type.

Creature
Archon of Valor's Reach (c20) 202
1
Avacyn's Pilgrim

{T}: Add {W}.

Creature
Avacyn's Pilgrim (mic) 132
1
Aven Mindcensor

Flash Flying If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.

Creature
Aven Mindcensor (clb) 688
1
Baird, Steward of Argive

Vigilance Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays {1} for each of those creatures.

Creature
Baird, Steward of Argive (dom) 4
1
Collector Ouphe

Activated abilities of artifacts can't be activated.

Creature
Collector Ouphe (mh1) 158
1
Containment Priest

Flash If a nontoken creature would enter the battlefield and it wasn't cast, exile it instead.

Creature
Containment Priest (m21) 13
1
Dryad Militant

If an instant or sorcery card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Creature
Dryad Militant (rtr) 214
1
Eidolon of Obstruction

First strike Loyalty abilities of planeswalkers your opponents control cost {1} more to activate.

Creature Enchantment
Eidolon of Obstruction (thb) 12
1
Eidolon of Rhetoric

Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn.

Creature Enchantment
Eidolon of Rhetoric (jou) 10
1
Heartwood Storyteller

Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, each of that player's opponents may draw a card.

Creature
Heartwood Storyteller (tsr) 209
1
Hushbringer

Flying, lifelink Creatures entering the battlefield or dying don't cause abilities to trigger.

Creature
Hushbringer (eld) 18
1
Hushwing Gryff

Flash Flying Creatures entering the battlefield don't cause abilities to trigger.

Creature
Hushwing Gryff (c16) 68
1
Imposing Sovereign

Creatures your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.

Creature
Imposing Sovereign (m14) 22
1
Kinjalli's Sunwing

Flying Creatures your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.

Creature
Kinjalli's Sunwing (xln) 19
1
Leonin Arbiter

Players can't search libraries. Any player may pay {2} for that player to ignore this effect until end of turn.

Creature
Leonin Arbiter (2x2) 16
1
Leonin of the Lost Pride

When Leonin of the Lost Pride dies, exile target card from an opponent's graveyard.

Creature
Leonin of the Lost Pride (thb) 28
1
Llanowar Elves

{T}: Add {G}.

Creature
Llanowar Elves (gnt) 46
1
Lodestone Golem

Nonartifact spells cost {1} more to cast.

Creature Artifact
Lodestone Golem (mm2) 219
1
Manglehorn

When Manglehorn enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact. Artifacts your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.

Creature
Manglehorn (akh) 175
1
Mother of Runes

{T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Creature
Mother of Runes (clb) 702
1
Reclamation Sage

When Reclamation Sage enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Creature
Reclamation Sage (scd) 205
1
Runic Armasaur

Whenever an opponent activates an ability of a creature or land that isn't a mana ability, you may draw a card.

Creature
Runic Armasaur (m19) 200
1
Scavenging Ooze

{G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on Scavenging Ooze and you gain 1 life.

Creature
Scavenging Ooze (onc) 112
1
Selfless Spirit

Flying Sacrifice Selfless Spirit: Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

Creature
Selfless Spirit (j22) 239
1
Selfless Squire

Flash When Selfless Squire enters the battlefield, prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn. Whenever damage that would be dealt to you is prevented, put that many +1/+1 counters on Selfless Squire.

Creature
Selfless Squire (c21) 103
1
Spelltithe Enforcer

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player sacrifices a permanent unless they pay {1}.

Creature
Spelltithe Enforcer (gpt) 18
1
Spirit of the Labyrinth

Each player can't draw more than one card each turn.

Creature Enchantment
Spirit of the Labyrinth (bng) 27
1
Spore Frog

Sacrifice Spore Frog: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Creature
Spore Frog (mh1) 180
1
Strict Proctor

Flying Whenever a permanent entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability to trigger, counter that ability unless its controller pays {2}.

Creature
Strict Proctor (stx) 33
1
Sun Titan

Vigilance Whenever Sun Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature
Sun Titan (ncc) 210
1
Thalia, Guardian of Thraben

First strike Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.

Creature
Thalia, Guardian of Thraben (vow) 38
1
Tocatli Honor Guard

Creatures entering the battlefield don't cause abilities to trigger.

Creature
Tocatli Honor Guard (xln) 42
1
Vryn Wingmare

Flying Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.

Creature
Vryn Wingmare (m21) 43
1
Windborn Muse

Flying Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Creature
Windborn Muse (voc) 101
1

Enchantment

Quantity: 3Price: $1.37
Glorious Anthem

Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Enchantment
Glorious Anthem (m21) 21
1
Lost in the Woods

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a Forest card, remove that creature from combat. Then put the revealed card on the bottom of your library.

Enchantment
Lost in the Woods (dka) 123
1
Wild Growth

Enchant land Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}.

Enchantment
Wild Growth (afc) 174
1

Instant

Quantity: 16Price: $16.88
Angelsong

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant
Angelsong (dvd) 15
1
Beast Within

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Instant
Beast Within (dmc) 129
1
Blessed Respite

Target player shuffles their graveyard into their library. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Instant
Blessed Respite (mh2) 150
1
Fog

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Instant
Fog (ema) 167
1
Generous Gift

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

Instant
Generous Gift (moc) 187
1
Harrow

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Instant
Harrow (znc) 69
1
Krosan Grip

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.) Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Instant
Krosan Grip (c21) 198
1
Lull

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant
Lull (a25) 180
1
Nature's Claim

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Its controller gains 4 life.

Instant
Nature's Claim (ima) 177
1
Path to Exile

Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant
Path to Exile (moc) 198
1
Respite

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. You gain 1 life for each attacking creature.

Instant
Respite (cns) 176
1
Roiling Regrowth

Sacrifice a land. Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant
Roiling Regrowth (znr) 201
1
Snakeskin Veil

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Instant
Snakeskin Veil (khm) 194
1
Surge of Thoughtweft

Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. If you control a Kithkin, draw a card.

Instant Tribal
Surge of Thoughtweft (lrw) 43
1
Swords to Plowshares

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

Instant
Swords to Plowshares (moc) 211
1
Tamiyo's Safekeeping

Target permanent you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 2 life. (A permanent with hexproof and indestructible can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Instant
Tamiyo's Safekeeping (neo) 211
1

Land

Quantity: 35Price: $16.47
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (moc) 396
1
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (usg) 350
17
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (usg) 332
17

Sorcery

Quantity: 5Price: $3.85
Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Cultivate (moc) 295
1
Harmonize

Draw three cards.

Sorcery
Harmonize (ncc) 295
1
Overrun

Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.

Sorcery
Overrun (cma) 130
1
Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Rampant Growth (2x2) 155
1
Regrowth

Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery
Regrowth (mh1) 175
1

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Description

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