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Est deck cost: $201.88
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Commander

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Licia, Sanguine Tribune

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each 1 life you gained this turn. First strike, lifelink Pay 5 life: Put three +1/+1 counters on Licia, Sanguine Tribune. Activate only during your turn and only once each turn.

Creature
Licia, Sanguine Tribune (c17) 40
1

Artifact

Quantity: 11Price: $8.31
Armillary Sphere

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Armillary Sphere: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Artifact
Armillary Sphere (cmr) 298
1
Blade of the Bloodchief

Whenever a creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature. If equipped creature is a Vampire, put two +1/+1 counters on it instead. Equip {1}

Artifact
Blade of the Bloodchief (c17) 204
1
Charcoal Diamond

Charcoal Diamond enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {B}.

Artifact
Charcoal Diamond (clb) 305
1
Dross Skullbomb

{1}, Sacrifice Dross Skullbomb: Draw a card. {2}{B}, Sacrifice Dross Skullbomb: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact
Dross Skullbomb (one) 225
1
Hierophant's Chalice

When Hierophant's Chalice enters the battlefield, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {C}.

Artifact
Hierophant's Chalice (xln) 240
1
Mana Geode

When Mana Geode enters the battlefield, scry 1. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Mana Geode (jmp) 472
1
Orzhov Locket

{T}: Add {W} or {B}. {W/B}{W/B}{W/B}{W/B}, {T}, Sacrifice Orzhov Locket: Draw two cards.

Artifact
Orzhov Locket (moc) 368
1
Pristine Talisman

{T}: Add {C}. You gain 1 life.

Artifact
Pristine Talisman (c21) 258
1
Rakdos Locket

{T}: Add {B} or {R}. {B/R}{B/R}{B/R}{B/R}, {T}, Sacrifice Rakdos Locket: Draw two cards.

Artifact
Rakdos Locket (c19) 220
1
Savai Crystal

{T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Artifact
Savai Crystal (iko) 239
1
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (cmm) 410
1

Battle

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Invasion of New Capenna

Battle
Invasion of New Capenna // Holy Frazzle-Cannon (mom) 238Invasion of New Capenna // Holy Frazzle-Cannon (mom) 238
1

Creature

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Anowon, the Ruin Sage

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player sacrifices a non-Vampire creature.

Creature
Anowon, the Ruin Sage (voc) 118
1
Arvad the Cursed

Deathtouch, lifelink Other legendary creatures you control get +2/+2.

Creature
Arvad the Cursed (moc) 317
1
Bishop of Binding

When Bishop of Binding enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until Bishop of Binding leaves the battlefield. Whenever Bishop of Binding attacks, target Vampire gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the power of the exiled card.

Creature
Bishop of Binding (rix) 2
1
Bloodlord of Vaasgoth

Bloodthirst 3 (If an opponent was dealt damage this turn, this creature enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.) Flying Whenever you cast a Vampire creature spell, it gains bloodthirst 3.

Creature
Bloodlord of Vaasgoth (prm) 41638
1
Bloodthirsty Aerialist

Flying Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Bloodthirsty Aerialist.

Creature
Bloodthirsty Aerialist (j22) 381
1
Butcher of Malakir

Flying Whenever Butcher of Malakir or another creature you control dies, each opponent sacrifices a creature.

Creature
Butcher of Malakir (plst) WWK-53
1
Captivating Vampire

Other Vampire creatures you control get +1/+1. Tap five untapped Vampires you control: Gain control of target creature. It becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types.

Creature
Captivating Vampire (plst) M11-87
1
Chancellor of the Dross

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of the first upkeep, each opponent loses 3 life, then you gain life equal to the life lost this way. Flying, lifelink

Creature
Chancellor of the Dross (nph) 54
1
Cordial Vampire

Whenever Cordial Vampire or another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on each Vampire you control.

Creature
Cordial Vampire (voc) 125
1
Defiant Bloodlord

Flying Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.

Creature
Defiant Bloodlord (c21) 142
1
Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief

Flying {X}{B}{B}: Target creature gets -0/-X until end of turn and Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief gets +X/+0 until end of turn.

Creature
Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief (plst) C17-112
1
Kalitas, Bloodchief of Ghet

{B}{B}{B}, {T}: Destroy target creature. If that creature dies this way, create a black Vampire creature token. Its power is equal to that creature's power and its toughness is equal to that creature's toughness.

Creature
Kalitas, Bloodchief of Ghet (zen) 99
1
Legion Lieutenant

Other Vampires you control get +1/+1.

Creature
Legion Lieutenant (rix) 163
1
Malakir Bloodwitch

Flying, protection from white When Malakir Bloodwitch enters the battlefield, each opponent loses life equal to the number of Vampires you control. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Creature
Malakir Bloodwitch (voc) 131
1
Markov Baron

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Lifelink Other Vampires you control get +1/+1. Madness {2}{B} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Creature
Markov Baron (mat) 64
1
Necropolis Regent

Flying Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put that many +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature
Necropolis Regent (voc) 132
1
Olivia Voldaren

Flying {1}{R}: Olivia Voldaren deals 1 damage to another target creature. That creature becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types. Put a +1/+1 counter on Olivia Voldaren. {3}{B}{B}: Gain control of target Vampire for as long as you control Olivia Voldaren.

Creature
Olivia Voldaren (mm3) 177
1
Patron of the Vein

Flying When Patron of the Vein enters the battlefield, destroy target creature an opponent controls. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, exile it and put a +1/+1 counter on each Vampire you control.

Creature
Patron of the Vein (voc) 135
1
Sangromancer

Flying Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may gain 3 life. Whenever an opponent discards a card, you may gain 3 life.

Creature
Sangromancer (scd) 103
1
Stromkirk Captain

First strike Other Vampire creatures you control get +1/+1 and have first strike.

Creature
Stromkirk Captain (voc) 157
1
Thirsting Bloodlord

Other Vampires you control get +1/+1.

Creature
Thirsting Bloodlord (m20) 293
1
Tithe Drinker

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)

Creature
Tithe Drinker (plst) C17-200
1
Vampire Socialite

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) When Vampire Socialite enters the battlefield, if an opponent lost life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Vampire you control. As long as an opponent lost life this turn, each other Vampire you control enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature
Vampire Socialite (mid) 249
1
Vengeant Vampire

Lifelink When Vengeant Vampire dies, destroy target creature an opponent controls and you gain 4 life.

Creature
Vengeant Vampire (pz2) 70771
1
Vish Kal, Blood Arbiter

Flying, lifelink Sacrifice a creature: Put X +1/+1 counters on Vish Kal, Blood Arbiter, where X is the sacrificed creature's power. Remove all +1/+1 counters from Vish Kal: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn for each +1/+1 counter removed this way.

Creature
Vish Kal, Blood Arbiter (2xm) 226
1
Vona, Butcher of Magan

Vigilance, lifelink {T}, Pay 7 life: Destroy target nonland permanent. Activate only during your turn.

Creature
Vona, Butcher of Magan (moc) 342
1

Enchantment

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Deification

As Deification enters the battlefield, choose a planeswalker type. Planeswalkers you control of the chosen type have hexproof. As long as you control a creature, if damage dealt to a planeswalker you control of the chosen type would result in all loyalty counters on it being removed, instead all but one of those counters are removed.

Enchantment
Deification (mat) 2
1
Ghostly Prison

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Enchantment
Ghostly Prison (onc) 71
1
Liliana's Talent

Enchant planeswalker Enchanted planeswalker has "[−8]: Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control." Whenever a creature deals damage to enchanted planeswalker, destroy that creature.

Enchantment
Liliana's Talent (moc) 76
1
Mark of the Vampire

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has lifelink.

Enchantment
Mark of the Vampire (jmp) 254
1
Offspring's Revenge

At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile target red, white, or black creature card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's 1/1. It gains haste until your next turn.

Enchantment
Offspring's Revenge (iko) 198
1
One Thousand Lashes

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated. At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player loses 1 life.

Enchantment
One Thousand Lashes (gtc) 183
1
Rowan's Talent

Enchant planeswalker Enchanted planeswalker has "[+1]: Up to one target creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike and trample until end of turn." Whenever you activate a loyalty ability of enchanted planeswalker, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Enchantment
Rowan's Talent (moc) 77
1
Sanguine Bond

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.

Enchantment
Sanguine Bond (c21) 153
1
Sunbond

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "Whenever you gain life, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature."

Enchantment
Sunbond (bng) 28
1
Vampiric Embrace

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying. Whenever a creature dealt damage by enchanted creature this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Enchantment
Vampiric Embrace (usg) 164
1

Instant

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Disenchant

Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Instant
Disenchant (scd) 20
1
Murder

Destroy target creature.

Instant
Murder (scd) 93
1
Sorin's Thirst

Sorin's Thirst deals 2 damage to target creature and you gain 2 life.

Instant
Sorin's Thirst (war) 104
1

Land

Quantity: 37Price: $44.73
Akoum Refuge

Akoum Refuge enters the battlefield tapped. When Akoum Refuge enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Akoum Refuge (scd) 289
1
Bloodfell Caves

Bloodfell Caves enters the battlefield tapped. When Bloodfell Caves enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Bloodfell Caves (mom) 267
1
Evolving Wilds

{T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Evolving Wilds (plst) RIX-186
1
Forsaken Sanctuary

Forsaken Sanctuary enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Land
Forsaken Sanctuary (c18) 247
1
Gateway Plaza

Gateway Plaza enters the battlefield tapped. When Gateway Plaza enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Land
Gateway Plaza (plst) GRN-247
1
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (woe) 265
5
Myriad Landscape

Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Myriad Landscape (cmm) 421
1
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (woe) 262
7
Savai Triome

({T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.) Savai Triome enters the battlefield tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Savai Triome (iko) 253
1
Scoured Barrens

Scoured Barrens enters the battlefield tapped. When Scoured Barrens enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Land
Scoured Barrens (mom) 272
1
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (woe) 264
11
Temple of Silence

Temple of Silence enters the battlefield tapped. When Temple of Silence enters the battlefield, scry 1. {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Land
Temple of Silence (cmm) 1045
1
Terramorphic Expanse

{T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Terramorphic Expanse (cmm) 428
1
The Autonomous Furnace

The Autonomous Furnace enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {R}. {1}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice The Autonomous Furnace: Draw a card.

Land
The Autonomous Furnace (one) 247
1
The Dross Pits

The Dross Pits enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {B}. {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice The Dross Pits: Draw a card.

Land
The Dross Pits (one) 251
1
The Fair Basilica

The Fair Basilica enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {W}. {1}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice The Fair Basilica: Draw a card.

Land
The Fair Basilica (one) 252
1
Witch's Cottage

({T}: Add {B}.) Witch's Cottage enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Swamps. When Witch's Cottage enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Land
Witch's Cottage (eld) 249
1

Planeswalker

Quantity: 4Price: $70.96
Sorin Markov

+2: Sorin Markov deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life. −3: Target opponent's life total becomes 10. −7: You control target player during that player's next turn.

Planeswalker
Sorin Markov (plst) M12-109
1
Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord

+1: Target creature you control gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn. If it's a Vampire, put a +1/+1 counter on it. +1: You may sacrifice a Vampire. When you do, Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. −3: You may put a Vampire creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Planeswalker
Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord (m20) 115
1
Sorin, Vampire Lord

+1: Up to one target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. −2: Sorin, Vampire Lord deals 4 damage to any target. You gain 4 life. −8: Until end of turn, each Vampire you control gains "{T}: Gain control of target creature."

Planeswalker
Sorin, Vampire Lord (m20) 290
1
Sorin, Vengeful Bloodlord

As long as it's your turn, creatures and planeswalkers you control have lifelink. +2: Sorin, Vengeful Bloodlord deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. −X: Return target creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature is a Vampire in addition to its other types.

Planeswalker
Sorin, Vengeful Bloodlord (war) 217
1

Sorcery

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Blood Tithe

Each opponent loses 3 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Sorcery
Blood Tithe (m11) 84
1
Bond of Discipline

Tap all creatures your opponents control. Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn.

Sorcery
Bond of Discipline (war) 6
1
Call to the Feast

Create three 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink.

Sorcery
Call to the Feast (2x2) 190
1
Feast of Blood

Cast this spell only if you control two or more Vampires. Destroy target creature. You gain 4 life.

Sorcery
Feast of Blood (j22) 118
1
Ruinous Ultimatum

Destroy all nonland permanents your opponents control.

Sorcery
Ruinous Ultimatum (iko) 204
1
Sorin's Vengeance

Sorin's Vengeance deals 10 damage to target player or planeswalker and you gain 10 life.

Sorcery
Sorin's Vengeance (plst) M12-111
1
Tectonic Rift

Destroy target land. Creatures without flying can't block this turn.

Sorcery
Tectonic Rift (plst) M19-162
1

Maybeboard

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Astarion, the Decadent

Deathtouch, lifelink At the beginning of your end step, choose one — • Feed — Target opponent loses life equal to the amount of life they lost this turn. • Friends — You gain life equal to the amount of life you gained this turn.

Creature
Astarion, the Decadent (clb) 413
1
Gilded Lotus

{T}: Add three mana of any one color.

Artifact
Gilded Lotus (cmm) 387
1

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