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Beamtown Bullying is Good
Deck Size: 100
Commander / EDH
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Est deck cost: $76.38
Salt Sum: 25.58
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Commander

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The Beamtown Bullies

Vigilance, haste {T}: Target opponent whose turn it is puts target nonlegendary creature card from your graveyard onto the battlefield under their control. It gains haste. Goad it. At the beginning of the next end step, exile it. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

Creature
The Beamtown Bullies (ncc) 6
1

Board Wipe

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Chain Reaction

Chain Reaction deals X damage to each creature, where X is the number of creatures on the battlefield.

Sorcery
Chain Reaction (onc) 97
1
Corpse Explosion

As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile a creature card from your graveyard. Corpse Explosion deals damage equal to the exiled card's power to each creature and each planeswalker.

Sorcery
Corpse Explosion (snc) 179
1
Disrupt Decorum

Goad all creatures you don't control. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Sorcery
Disrupt Decorum (cmm) 215
1

Creature

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Artisan of Kozilek

When you cast this spell, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Annihilator 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices two permanents.)

Creature
Artisan of Kozilek (cmm) 801
1
Bane of Bala Ged

Whenever Bane of Bala Ged attacks, defending player exiles two permanents they control.

Creature
Bane of Bala Ged (cmm) 802
1
Breaker of Armies

All creatures able to block Breaker of Armies do so.

Creature
Breaker of Armies (plst) BFZ-3
1
Crumbling Colossus

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) When Crumbling Colossus attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.

Creature Artifact
Crumbling Colossus (plst) M12-204
1
Demon of Loathing

Flying, trample Whenever Demon of Loathing deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices a creature.

Creature
Demon of Loathing (thb) 292
1
Dread Defiler

Devoid (This card has no color.) {3}{C}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Target opponent loses life equal to the exiled card's power. ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Creature
Dread Defiler (ogw) 68
1
Flayer of the Hatebound

Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.) Whenever Flayer of the Hatebound or another creature enters the battlefield from your graveyard, that creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Creature
Flayer of the Hatebound (c19) 144
1
Hunted Wumpus

When Hunted Wumpus enters the battlefield, each other player may put a creature card from their hand onto the battlefield.

Creature
Hunted Wumpus (bbd) 202
1
Pathrazer of Ulamog

Annihilator 3 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices three permanents.) Pathrazer of Ulamog can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.

Creature
Pathrazer of Ulamog (cmm) 4
1
Rampaging War Mammoth

Trample Cycling {X}{2}{R} ({X}{2}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle Rampaging War Mammoth, destroy up to X target artifacts.

Creature
Rampaging War Mammoth (ltc) 436
1
Titanoth Rex

Trample Cycling {1}{G} ({1}{G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle Titanoth Rex, put a trample counter on target creature you control.

Creature
Titanoth Rex (iko) 174
1
Ulamog's Crusher

Annihilator 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices two permanents.) Ulamog's Crusher attacks each combat if able.

Creature
Ulamog's Crusher (cmm) 6
1
Yidaro, Wandering Monster

Trample, haste Cycling {1}{R} When you cycle Yidaro, Wandering Monster, shuffle it into your library from your graveyard. If you've cycled a card named Yidaro, Wandering Monster four or more times this game, put it onto the battlefield from your graveyard instead. (Do this before you draw.)

Creature
Yidaro, Wandering Monster (j22) 625
1

Draw

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Bitter Reunion

When Bitter Reunion enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. {1}, Sacrifice Bitter Reunion: Creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.

Enchantment
Bitter Reunion (bro) 127
1
Cathartic Reunion

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard two cards. Draw three cards.

Sorcery
Cathartic Reunion (2xm) 121
1
Dragon Mage

Flying Whenever Dragon Mage deals combat damage to a player, each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Creature
Dragon Mage (j22) 77
1
Hostile Negotiations

Exile the top three cards of your library in a face-down pile, then exile the top three cards of your library in another face-down pile. Look at the cards in each pile, then turn a pile of your choice face up. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put all cards in the chosen pile into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. You lose 3 life.

Instant
Hostile Negotiations (bro) 105
1
Humble Defector

{T}: Draw two cards. Target opponent gains control of Humble Defector. Activate only during your turn.

Creature
Humble Defector (c21) 174
1
Magus of the Wheel

{1}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Magus of the Wheel: Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Creature
Magus of the Wheel (cmm) 241
1
Ruin Grinder

Menace When Ruin Grinder dies, each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards. Mountaincycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature Artifact
Ruin Grinder (c21) 57
1
Thrill of Possibility

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards.

Instant
Thrill of Possibility (one) 151
1

Evasion

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Key to the City

{T}, Discard a card: Up to one target creature can't be blocked this turn. Whenever Key to the City becomes untapped, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card.

Artifact
Key to the City (c21) 248
1

Land

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Cinder Glade

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.) Cinder Glade enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land
Cinder Glade (lcc) 323
1
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (lcc) 325
1
Exotic Orchard

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Land
Exotic Orchard (lcc) 329
1
Foreboding Ruins

As Foreboding Ruins enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Swamp or Mountain card from your hand. If you don't, Foreboding Ruins enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Foreboding Ruins (lcc) 330
1
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (lci) 402
9
Game Trail

As Game Trail enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Mountain or Forest card from your hand. If you don't, Game Trail enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Land
Game Trail (lcc) 334
1
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (lci) 399
8
Myriad Landscape

Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Myriad Landscape (lcc) 343
1
Riveteers Overlook

When Riveteers Overlook enters the battlefield, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Swamp, Mountain, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Land
Riveteers Overlook (snc) 255
1
Rockfall Vale

Rockfall Vale enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more other lands. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Land
Rockfall Vale (mid) 266
1
Savage Lands

Savage Lands enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.

Land
Savage Lands (cmm) 1025
1
Smoldering Marsh

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) Smoldering Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land
Smoldering Marsh (lcc) 353
1
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (lci) 397
9

Mill

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Cemetery Tampering

Hideaway 5 (When this enchantment enters the battlefield, look at the top five cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) At the beginning of your upkeep, you may mill three cards. Then if there are twenty or more cards in your graveyard, you may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost.

Enchantment
Cemetery Tampering (snc) 69
1
Crawling Infestation

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may mill two cards. (You may put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.) Whenever one or more creature cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere during your turn, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Enchantment
Crawling Infestation (cmm) 281
1
Crawling Sensation

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may mill two cards. Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere for the first time each turn, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.

Enchantment
Crawling Sensation (j22) 642
1
Grapple with the Past

Mill three cards, then you may return a creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant
Grapple with the Past (2x2) 149
1
Grisly Salvage

Reveal the top five cards of your library. You may put a creature or land card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.

Instant
Grisly Salvage (c20) 215
1
Mulch

Reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Sorcery
Mulch (vow) 210
1
Nyx Weaver

Reach At the beginning of your upkeep, mill two cards. {1}{B}{G}, Exile Nyx Weaver: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature Enchantment
Nyx Weaver (cmm) 933
1
Old Stickfingers

When you cast this spell, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X creature cards. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your graveyard, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Old Stickfingers's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

Creature
Old Stickfingers (mid) 234
1
Perpetual Timepiece

{T}: Mill two cards. {2}, Exile Perpetual Timepiece: Shuffle any number of target cards from your graveyard into your library.

Artifact
Perpetual Timepiece (kld) 227
1
Splinterfright

Trample Splinterfright's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard. At the beginning of your upkeep, mill two cards.

Creature
Splinterfright (2x2) 159
1
Wasteful Harvest

Mill five cards. You may put a permanent card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Instant
Wasteful Harvest (bro) 196
1

Proliferate

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Staff of Compleation

{T}, Pay 1 life: Destroy target permanent you own. {T}, Pay 2 life: Add one mana of any color. {T}, Pay 3 life: Proliferate. {T}, Pay 4 life: Draw a card. {5}: Untap Staff of Compleation.

Artifact
Staff of Compleation (one) 242
1

Protection

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Ashnod's Intervention

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand."

Instant
Ashnod's Intervention (bro) 85
1
Haze Frog

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) When Haze Frog enters the battlefield, prevent all combat damage that other creatures would deal this turn.

Creature
Haze Frog (roe) 187
1

Ramp

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Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Cultivate (lcc) 235
1
Far Wanderings

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Threshold — If seven or more cards are in your graveyard, instead search your library for up to three basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Far Wanderings (znc) 66
1
Harrow

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Instant
Harrow (znc) 69
1
Kodama's Reach

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Kodama's Reach (lcc) 245
1
Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Rampant Growth (lcc) 248
1
Silverglade Pathfinder

{1}{G}, {T}, Discard a card: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature
Silverglade Pathfinder (mmq) 270
1
Skull Prophet

{T}: Add {B} or {G}. {T}: Mill two cards.

Creature
Skull Prophet (iko) 206
1
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (lcc) 313
1

Recursion

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Perennial Behemoth

You may play lands from your graveyard. Unearth {G}{G} ({G}{G}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature Artifact
Perennial Behemoth (bro) 202
1
Persist

Return target nonlegendary creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a -1/-1 counter on it.

Sorcery
Persist (mh2) 96
1
Tel-Jilad Stylus

{T}: Put target permanent you own on the bottom of your library.

Artifact
Tel-Jilad Stylus (mrd) 260
1
Victimize

Choose two target creature cards in your graveyard. Sacrifice a creature. If you do, return the chosen cards to the battlefield tapped.

Sorcery
Victimize (cmm) 195
1

Removal

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Abrade

Choose one — • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. • Destroy target artifact.

Instant
Abrade (lci) 131
1
Bedevil

Destroy target artifact, creature, or planeswalker.

Instant
Bedevil (brc) 121
1
Bitter Triumph

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life. Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Instant
Bitter Triumph (lci) 91
1
Doom Blade

Destroy target nonblack creature.

Instant
Doom Blade (ima) 87
1
Putrefy

Destroy target artifact or creature. It can't be regenerated.

Instant
Putrefy (rvr) 212
1
Royal Assassin

{T}: Destroy target tapped creature.

Creature
Royal Assassin (dmr) 310
1
Terminate

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

Instant
Terminate (scd) 249
1
Vengeful Pharaoh

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Whenever combat damage is dealt to you or a planeswalker you control, if Vengeful Pharaoh is in your graveyard, destroy target attacking creature, then put Vengeful Pharaoh on top of your library.

Creature
Vengeful Pharaoh (m12) 116
1
Wreck and Rebuild

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. • Mill five cards, then you may put a land card from your graveyard onto the battlefield tapped. Flashback {3}{R}{G}

Sorcery
Wreck and Rebuild (who) 169
1

Untap

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Curse of Bounty

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player is attacked, untap all nonland permanents you control. Each opponent attacking that player untaps all nonland permanents they control.

Enchantment
Curse of Bounty (scd) 178
1
Seeker of Skybreak

{T}: Untap target creature.

Creature
Seeker of Skybreak (7ed) 268
1
Sting, the Glinting Dagger

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has haste. At the beginning of each combat, untap equipped creature. Equipped creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or blocked by a Goblin or Orc. Equip {2}

Artifact
Sting, the Glinting Dagger (ltr) 409
1

Maybeboard

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Arachnoid Adaptation

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains reach until end of turn. Untap it.

Instant
Arachnoid Adaptation (mom) 175
1
Avatar of Woe

If there are ten or more creature cards total in all graveyards, this spell costs {6} less to cast. Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.) {T}: Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

Creature
Avatar of Woe (arc) 9
1
Bramble Familiar

Creature
Bramble Familiar // Fetch Quest (woe) 164
1
Collector's Vault

{2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Artifact
Collector's Vault (woe) 244
1
Deathreap Ritual

Morbid — At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, you may draw a card.

Enchantment
Deathreap Ritual (ncc) 336
1
Despotic Scepter

{T}: Destroy target permanent you own. It can't be regenerated.

Artifact
Despotic Scepter (ice) 316
1
Dread Return

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Flashback—Sacrifice three creatures. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Dread Return (cmm) 153
1
Druidic Ritual

You may mill three cards. Then return up to one creature card and up to one land card from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Sorcery
Druidic Ritual (clb) 227
1
Llanowar Mentor

{G}, {T}, Discard a card: Create a 1/1 green Elf Druid creature token named Llanowar Elves. It has "{T}: Add {G}."

Creature
Llanowar Mentor (tsr) 216
1
Massacre Girl

Menace When Massacre Girl enters the battlefield, each other creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Whenever a creature dies this turn, each creature other than Massacre Girl gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Creature
Massacre Girl (rvr) 83
1
Riftsweeper

When Riftsweeper enters the battlefield, choose target face-up exiled card. Its owner shuffles it into their library.

Creature
Riftsweeper (plst) MMA-159
1
Tortured Existence

{B}, Discard a creature card: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment
Tortured Existence (plst) STH-74
1
Yargle and Multani

Creature
Yargle and Multani (mom) 256
1

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Description

{"ops":[{"insert":"Beamtown bullies' decks are always full of lose the game cards. My goal with this deck was to make it a good thing to be the person that is given the creature. None of the creatures feel bad for the person who is receiving them. Seemed like a different way to build it that might make it more usable at more tables. \n"}]}
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