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Road to Nowhere - Subira, Tulzidi Caravanner Weenie Storm
Deck Size: 100
Commander / EDH
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Est deck cost: $110.06
Salt Sum: 26.93
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Commander

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Subira, Tulzidi Caravanner

Haste {1}: Another target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn. {1}{R}, {T}, Discard your hand: Until end of turn, whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Creature
Subira, Tulzidi Caravanner (cmm) 261
1

Doubler

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Berserkers' Onslaught

Attacking creatures you control have double strike.

Enchantment
Berserkers' Onslaught (dtk) 130
1
Harmonic Prodigy

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) If an ability of a Shaman or another Wizard you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.

Creature
Harmonic Prodigy (mh2) 132
1

Finisher

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Downhill Charge

You may sacrifice a Mountain rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of Mountains you control.

Instant
Downhill Charge (ddi) 69
1
Fury of the Horde

You may exile two red cards from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Untap all creatures that attacked this turn. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase.

Sorcery
Fury of the Horde (ddn) 30
1
Relentless Assault

Untap all creatures that attacked this turn. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase.

Sorcery
Relentless Assault (cmr) 416
1

Haste

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Anger

Haste As long as Anger is in your graveyard and you control a Mountain, creatures you control have haste.

Creature
Anger (afc) 113
1
Fervor

Creatures you control have haste. (They can attack and {T} as soon as they come under your control.)

Enchantment
Fervor (m13) 129
1
Hammer of Purphoros

Creatures you control have haste. {2}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Create a 3/3 colorless Golem enchantment artifact creature token.

Artifact Enchantment
Hammer of Purphoros (plst) THS-124
1

Land

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Buried Ruin

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Buried Ruin: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Land
Buried Ruin (onc) 147
1
Diamond City

Diamond City enters the battlefield with a shield counter on it. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.) {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Move a shield counter from Diamond City onto target creature. Activate only if two or more creatures entered the battlefield under your control this turn.

Land
Diamond City (pip) 147
1
Dwarven Mine

({T}: Add {R}.) Dwarven Mine enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Mountains. When Dwarven Mine enters the battlefield untapped, create a 1/1 red Dwarf creature token.

Land
Dwarven Mine (eld) 243
1
Ghitu Encampment

Ghitu Encampment enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {R}. {1}{R}: Ghitu Encampment becomes a 2/1 red Warrior creature with first strike until end of turn. It's still a land. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Land
Ghitu Encampment (ddn) 33
1
Ghost Quarter

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice Ghost Quarter: Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Ghost Quarter (plst) CM2-253
1
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (blb) 276
26
Myriad Landscape

Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Myriad Landscape (mkc) 276
1
Scavenger Grounds

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Exile all graveyards.

Land
Scavenger Grounds (mkc) 287
1
Smoldering Spires

Smoldering Spires enters the battlefield tapped. When Smoldering Spires enters the battlefield, target creature can't block this turn. {T}: Add {R}.

Land
Smoldering Spires (e01) 96
1
Spawning Bed

{T}: Add {C}. {6}, {T}, Sacrifice Spawning Bed: Create three 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."

Land
Spawning Bed (bfz) 248
1

Protection

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Goblin Chirurgeon

Sacrifice a Goblin: Regenerate target creature.

Creature
Goblin Chirurgeon (fem) 54a
1
Hope of Ghirapur

Flying Sacrifice Hope of Ghirapur: Until your next turn, target player who was dealt combat damage by Hope of Ghirapur this turn can't cast noncreature spells.

Creature Artifact
Hope of Ghirapur (plst) AER-154
1
Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Equip {1}

Artifact
Swiftfoot Boots (lcc) 314
1

Ramp

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Battle Hymn

Add {R} for each creature you control.

Instant
Battle Hymn (avr) 128
1
Birgi, God of Storytelling

Creature
Birgi, God of Storytelling // Harnfel, Horn of Bounty (khm) 123Birgi, God of Storytelling // Harnfel, Horn of Bounty (khm) 123
1
Defiler of Instinct

First strike As an additional cost to cast red permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost {R} less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of red mana you pay. Whenever you cast a red permanent spell, Defiler of Instinct deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature
Defiler of Instinct (dmu) 119
1
Fire Diamond

Fire Diamond enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {R}.

Artifact
Fire Diamond (clb) 313
1
Glittering Stockpile

{T}: Add {R}. Put a stash counter on Glittering Stockpile. {T}, Sacrifice Glittering Stockpile: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of stash counters on Glittering Stockpile.

Artifact
Glittering Stockpile (snc) 107
1
Guardian Idol

Guardian Idol enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}: Guardian Idol becomes a 2/2 Golem artifact creature until end of turn.

Artifact
Guardian Idol (jmp) 467
1
Iron Myr

{T}: Add {R}.

Creature Artifact
Iron Myr (plst) SOM-168
1
Liquimetal Torque

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Target nonland permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn.

Artifact
Liquimetal Torque (brc) 145
1
Mana Geyser

Add {R} for each tapped land your opponents control.

Sorcery
Mana Geyser (scd) 151
1
Plague Myr

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) {T}: Add {C}.

Creature Artifact
Plague Myr (onc) 139
1
Renegade Map

Renegade Map enters the battlefield tapped. {T}, Sacrifice Renegade Map: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Artifact
Renegade Map (plst) AER-173
1
Runaway Steam-Kin

Whenever you cast a red spell, if Runaway Steam-Kin has fewer than three +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on Runaway Steam-Kin. Remove three +1/+1 counters from Runaway Steam-Kin: Add {R}{R}{R}.

Creature
Runaway Steam-Kin (grn) 115
1
Seething Song

Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.

Instant
Seething Song (c21) 179
1
Simian Spirit Guide

Exile Simian Spirit Guide from your hand: Add {R}.

Creature
Simian Spirit Guide (tsr) 190
1
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (mkc) 237
1
Strike It Rich

Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.") Flashback {2}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Strike It Rich (mh2) 143
1
Walking Atlas

{T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creature Artifact
Walking Atlas (wwk) 131
1
Wayfarer's Bauble

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Artifact
Wayfarer's Bauble (lcc) 317
1

Recursion

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Efreet Flamepainter

Double strike Whenever Efreet Flamepainter deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Creature
Efreet Flamepainter (stx) 98
1
Elixir of Immortality

{2}, {T}: You gain 5 life. Shuffle Elixir of Immortality and your graveyard into their owner's library.

Artifact
Elixir of Immortality (c21) 243
1
Myr Retriever

When Myr Retriever dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature Artifact
Myr Retriever (plst) CM2-203
1
Recoup

Target sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. (Mana cost includes color.) Flashback {3}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Recoup (plst) DDK-63
1

Removal

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Claim the Firstborn

Gain control of target creature with mana value 3 or less until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Sorcery
Claim the Firstborn (eld) 118
1
Descent of the Dragons

Destroy any number of target creatures. For each creature destroyed this way, its controller creates a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying.

Sorcery
Descent of the Dragons (dtk) 133
1
Five-Alarm Fire

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage, put a blaze counter on Five-Alarm Fire. Remove five blaze counters from Five-Alarm Fire: It deals 5 damage to any target.

Enchantment
Five-Alarm Fire (plst) GTC-91
1
Magmatic Sinkhole

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) Magmatic Sinkhole deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Instant
Magmatic Sinkhole (mh1) 135
1
Mine Collapse

If it's your turn, you may sacrifice a Mountain rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Mine Collapse deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Instant
Mine Collapse (mh2) 135
1
Release the Gremlins

Destroy X target artifacts. Create X 2/2 red Gremlin creature tokens.

Sorcery
Release the Gremlins (plst) AER-96
1
Shenanigans

Destroy target artifact. Dredge 1 (If you would draw a card, you may mill a card instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

Sorcery
Shenanigans (plst) MH1-146
1

Tokens

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Empty the Warrens

Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

Sorcery
Empty the Warrens (dmr) 118
1
Hanweir Garrison

Whenever Hanweir Garrison attacks, create two 1/1 red Human creature tokens that are tapped and attacking. (Melds with Hanweir Battlements.)

Creature
Hanweir Garrison (emn) 130a
1
Legion Warboss

Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token gains haste until end of turn and attacks this combat if able.

Creature
Legion Warboss (rvr) 116
1
Mad Ratter

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens.

Creature
Mad Ratter (j22) 570
1
Squee, Dubious Monarch

Haste Whenever Squee, Dubious Monarch attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking. You may cast Squee, Dubious Monarch from your graveyard by paying {3}{R} and exiling four other cards from your graveyard rather than paying its mana cost.

Creature
Squee, Dubious Monarch (dmu) 146
1
Tempt with Vengeance

Tempting offer — Create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. Each opponent may create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. For each opponent who does, create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste.

Sorcery
Tempt with Vengeance (cmm) 263
1
Zurzoth, Chaos Rider

Whenever an opponent draws their first card each turn, if it's not their turn, you create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." Whenever one or more Devils you control attack one or more players, you and those players each draw a card, then discard a card at random.

Creature
Zurzoth, Chaos Rider (ncc) 278
1

Weenies

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Bomat Courier

Haste Whenever Bomat Courier attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. (You can't look at it.) {R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Bomat Courier: Put all cards exiled with Bomat Courier into their owners' hands.

Creature Artifact
Bomat Courier (kld) 199
1
Dragonmaster Outcast

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control six or more lands, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.

Creature
Dragonmaster Outcast (onc) 98
1
Embereth Shieldbreaker

Creature
Embereth Shieldbreaker // Battle Display (clb) 792
1
Goblin Cratermaker

{1}, Sacrifice Goblin Cratermaker: Choose one — • Goblin Cratermaker deals 2 damage to target creature. • Destroy target colorless nonland permanent.

Creature
Goblin Cratermaker (grn) 103
1
Goldhound

First strike Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) {T}, Sacrifice Goldhound: Add one mana of any color.

Creature Artifact
Goldhound (j22) 549
1
Immolating Souleater

{R/P}: Immolating Souleater gets +1/+0 until end of turn. ({R/P} can be paid with either {R} or 2 life.)

Creature Artifact
Immolating Souleater (nph) 139
1
Impulsive Pilferer

When Impulsive Pilferer dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.") Encore {3}{R} ({3}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Impulsive Pilferer (cmm) 234
1
Insolent Neonate

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Discard a card, Sacrifice Insolent Neonate: Draw a card.

Creature
Insolent Neonate (plst) SOI-168
1
Kari Zev, Skyship Raider

First strike, menace Whenever Kari Zev, Skyship Raider attacks, create Ragavan, a legendary 2/1 red Monkey creature token. Ragavan enters the battlefield tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.

Creature
Kari Zev, Skyship Raider (lcc) 227
1
Kessig Wolfrider

Menace {2}{R}, {T}, Exile three cards from your graveyard: Create a 3/2 red Wolf creature token.

Creature
Kessig Wolfrider (vow) 165
1
Mishra, Excavation Prodigy

Haste {1}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. Whenever you discard one or more artifact cards, add {R}{R}. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature
Mishra, Excavation Prodigy (bro) 140
1
Mogg Fanatic

Sacrifice Mogg Fanatic: It deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature
Mogg Fanatic (plst) DD1-44
1
Rabbit Battery

Haste Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has haste. Reconfigure {R} ({R}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Creature Artifact
Rabbit Battery (neo) 157
1
Satyr's Cunning

Create a 1/1 red Satyr creature token with "This creature can't block." Escape—{2}{R}, Exile two other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Sorcery
Satyr's Cunning (thb) 152
1
Skirk Prospector

Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.

Creature
Skirk Prospector (dmr) 137
1
Spikeshot Elder

{1}{R}{R}: Spikeshot Elder deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Creature
Spikeshot Elder (mm2) 127
1
Voldaren Epicure

When Voldaren Epicure enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Creature
Voldaren Epicure (vow) 182
1

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Description

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