{"ops":[{"insert":"Hey there bud! I'm just a sentient blob of maple syrup from the planet Alpha Sluttari. Crashed somewhere in Canada and play Magic casually at the LGS. My decks are meant to be fun(ny), not necessarily powerful.\n\nYou can also find me on Moxfield under the same name, which will always have the most up-to-date decklists.\n"}]}